What I Really Want To Say

What I Said

Editor: Have you received the email?

Tina: Yes.

Editor: I’m sorry.

Tina: Me too.

Editor: Can you send me the last batch of descriptions?

Tina: Sure, gimme a sec.

What I Really Want To Say

Editor: Have you received the email?

Tina: Yes.

Editor: I’m sorry.

Tina: Good. You should be.

Editor: Can you send me the last batch of descriptions?

Tina: Maybe I should do what you and your asshole boss did, you know, disappear without a trace. But there’s no fun in that. I’m not like you people. Here’s your fucking email, I hope you choke on it.

What I Said:

Ehtch Ar Suit: My name is XXX XXX and I am the HR Manager of XXXX XXX, an American-owned service provider engaged in E-commerce. We are now open to hire copywriters. It is because of this that I would like to ask if you would possibly consider exploring the opportunity of working with us?

Tina: *insert emo tears*

What I Want To Say:

Ehtch Ar Suit: My name is XXX XXX and I am the HR Manager of XXXX XXX, an American-owned service provider engaged in E-commerce. We are now open to hire copywriters. It is because of this that I would like to ask if you would possibly consider exploring the opportunity of working with us?

Tina: Oh. My. Ghad. This would’ve been awesome had you told me about it a week ago *insert emo tears*

What I Said:

Ehtch Ar Suit: I’m sorry but you do not have the qualifications we were looking. We will, however, keep your contact information for future reference.

Tina: 😐

What I Want To Say:

Ehtch Ar Suit: I’m sorry but you do not have the qualifications we were looking. We will, however, keep your contact information for future reference.

Tina: Oh, please, don’t do me any more favors. It’s not like you fags made me go back here three fucking times, right?

What I Said:

Lui: I’m really sorry. I screwed up and I apologize for it.

Tina: …

What I Really Want To Say:

Lui: I’m really sorry. I screwed up and I apologize for it.

Tina: You lying, manipulative prick. Up yours.

What I Said:

Ex-Boss: I was wondering if you’re interested to work with us again as a full-time writer? We’ll pay you PhpXXXXX for 14 short descriptions everyday 🙂

Tina: The thing is I’m already working full time right now and I have so much on my plate. I’ll try to find someone for you guys.

What I Really Want To Say:

Ex-Boss: I was wondering if you’re interested to work with us again as a full-time writer? We’ll pay you PhpXXXXX for 14 short descriptions everyday 🙂

Tina: Oh, here’s a thought, how about no? You stupid fucking bitch! You think you can slap me with money and everything will be alright?! Die! Die! DIE!!!

Interviewer: Don’t you feel a bit degraded because you’re a woman and you’re working for the porn industry?

Tina: Well, no because first, I’m not the one on the video. There’s no reason for me to be ashamed of what I do. Second, we’re all professionals regardless of sex. And third, it’s just work.

What I Really Want to Say:

Interviewer: Don’t you feel a bit degraded because you’re a woman and you’re working for the porn industry?

Tina: Unless I’m stuck in the Dark Ages just like you then yes.