In True Steak and Cheese.com Fashion, Jason Gets His First Hate-Mail 09-15-2007 What to do on a fine Saturday morning... Oh I know! hold a protest buck-nekkid, it'll be fun! What, hell no? Fine,  go ahead, sit on your prissy ass and read Phil's editorial at Consumption Junction.com instead... … Continue reading →

A rabid fans quest to erecst a golden statue of Phils err... Mammoth Rod on The 57th Issue of The Weekly Wipe 06-08-2007 Yep, turns out Phil is considered the God of Internet, worshiped by crazed disciples in an obscure country. So crazed are his minions in fact, that they plan to erect a golden … Continue reading →

Battle of The Bitches: Dick and Anna's take on the drama behind The View 05-29-2007 First, lets dampen the mood with Phil's insightful blurbs where he tries to promote cheerlessness on Memorial Day. Find out why at Consumption Junction.com So, how is it news when a group of women starts … Continue reading →

Consumption Junction.com Congratulates Our Submissions Contest Winner! 05-20-2007 Brittany Love stands victorious as Consumption Junction.com's Submissions Contest Winner for this week! Not only did we honor your insolence... err... excellence at our Winners' Hall of Fame, You also won a crisp … Continue reading →

Congratulations, Sick Fucks! 05-13-2007 Consumption Junction and FreakHole.com would like to congratulate Jack Butler and Pockets! They are this week's Submissions' Contest Winners! Because great shit deserves a great prize, they can go over to shop.sicksitenetwork.com and grab awesome shwags, … Continue reading →