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In True Steak and Cheese.com Fashion, Jason Gets His First Hate-Mail

09-15-2007

What to do on a fine Saturday morning… Oh I know! hold a protest buck-nekkid, it’ll be fun! What, hell no? Fine,  go ahead, sit on your prissy ass and read Phil’s editorial at Consumption Junction.com instead… spoil my fun…

Jason feels right at home in true SnC fashion… he got his first hate-mail (… awww!) Scope that one out at Steak and Cheese.com!

And Anna gives you pointers on how to get rid of that eye-watering cum smell and improve the taste of your err… cum. Ayuh, check it out at Porn Savvy.com! Take it easy, now.

The Over-Zealous Inventor of KillaCycle At SickSte Radio.com!

09-16-2007

Now, I know how lazy you sick fucks are, even when it comes to porn so I’ll make this an easy one, mmmkay?

Dick found another awesome porn site! Free access, free pics, free vids, free everything! Excited yet? Then check out FreakHole.com and sign up now!

If that’s not enough, then check out Revenge World.com where Jason lets you in on an equally awesome, fap-worthy porn site!

On a totally different note, Shawn features the KillaCycle and the idiot inventor who, over-zelously showed the bike off, crashed it in front of his geeky minions, and was sent to a hospital. Damn. Check out Shawn’s Radio Blog only at SickSte Radio.com!

Our Product For This Week, Stroke 29 Masturbation Cream!

09-17-2007

Being a horny fuck sure takes it’s toll on your left-hand, yeah? That’s why for our Product of The Week, we’ve got Stroke 29 Masturbation Cream! Its non-greasy formula provides more than just wet slipperiness, it actually gets better the longer you use it!

As the cream heats up from repetitive stroking of masturbation, the product texture transforms at or around the 29th stroke to simulate the sensation of aroused human tissue, a guy might even forget he’s using his own hands!

And get this, you can avail Stroke 29 Masturbation Cream with 10% slashed off it’s original price! Just key in the Coupon Code: VJ11632 after you check out! This wonderful promo is valid only from Sept. 15 to 22, 2007!

O.J Simpson Extravaganza at SickSite Network.com!

09-18-2007

Ladies and Gents, it’s The O.J extravaganza here on SickSite Network.com! That’s right folks, in celebration on the demise of O.J’s sanity, we are giving you tons of reason to laugh at this goof ball!

CJ’s comes up with a parody of O.J’s trial, SnC follows up with O.J,  explaining himself on his new-found hobby and FH wraps it all up with analyzing an infamous guy’s memorabilia! Y’all can check out these videos at The Daily Dose Vidcast! Of course, you can also subscribe on The Daily Dose vidcast to get the the freshest shit anytime, everytime!

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But wait, it ain’t over yet!

On the latest SickSite Radio episode, Shawn brings you another batch of crazy hotline calls, SnC’s new ring leader, Jason drops in, Corey breaking his SickSite Rsdio cherry and more of O.J’s crazy antics! Enjoy the show everyone!

A Warm Welcome To The New Revenge World.com Editorial Writer

09-19-2007

Hey folks, a lot has been up on SickSite Network.com that I haven’t had the chance to properly welcome our new Revenge World.com Editorial writer, Aaron!

Cheers, Aaron! Check out  the vengeful One’s literary masturbation at Revenge World.com!

Now to cleanse the palate from all that O.J. you’ve been undoubtedly tuning in lately, check out Reggie’s latest smut recommendation at Consumption Junction.com or find yourself a fuck-buddy at Porn Savvy.com!

Dick On Chris Crocker At FreakHole.com

09-20-2007

Hey sick fucks, Dave’s been circling the globe as CJ’s writer-at-large and pretty much got a lot of interesting story to tell. Check out the first of a three-part screwy tale at Consumption Junction.com!

Remeber thegay dude who was tearfully defending Britney’s lackluster VMA performance, Chris Crocker? Yep, that’s him. Well, check out FreakHole.com to scope out Dick’stake on Chris and his retarded vids.

O.J. Overdose on The Wipe

09-21-2007

Hey folks, Dick sez “Here we go again…” as he gripes about O.J. and the crazy stunt he pulled recently! Check out our latest issue of Weekly Wipe!

Chicks with dicks is the main dish for our Review of The Week! The Porn Savvy Crew reviews Shemale Titan!

Meg’s 27 Reasons at Consumption Junction.com

09-22-2007

This lovely Saturday on the sickest side of cyber-space, we’ve got birthday grrrl Meg, giving you a list of 27 reasons why she should “hit the back of her throat with a shotgun.”  Enjoy her rant at Consumption Junction.com

Foreign diplomat Mahmoud Ahmadinejad goes to America and many are wary. Good thing we’ve got Dick of FreakHole.com knocking some sense into their thick skulls, eh? Scope it out at FreakHole.com!

Aaron Got His First Hate-Mail at Revenge World.com

09-23-2007

Hey kids, I’m gonna save you from boredom cuz that’s how much I care, of course! First, Jason got an interesting e-mail from SSN Forum regular, Bluemanhatton, containing nothing but praises for England. Scope that one out only at Steak and Cheese.com!

Now for Revenge World.com, Aaron got his first hate-mail! Oh… God… that just…brings tears in my eyes (sniff, sniff) My vengeful little boy is growing up so fast I… Wait, what am I saying?!

We’ve got Anna and her amusement over body-slammin’ skin-heads! Y’know, I once had a nightmare of a dancing skinemohead to the tune of My Chemical Romance’s The Black Parade, wearing a tutu… … in the middle of a desert… it was so terrible I poured gasoline all over myself and lit a cig up (thus effectively setting myself on fire), to make it all go away! Okay, I made that one up but check out the dancing skin-head at Porn Savvy.com!

Lady Flesh Light is Our Product Of The Week!

09-24-2007

Another week, another P.O.W! We’ve got Lady Flesh Light at a special discounted price! Soft, pliable, non-vibrating sleeve made from patented high-quality Real Feel Super Skin designed toreplicate the unmistakable sensations of penetrative vaginal sex! It’s 100% safe, velvety soft warm flesh all the way!

Lady Flesh Light is originally priced at $64.15, but if you take advantage of our promo and key in the Discount Code: EX64096, you get 10% slashed off it’s original price! This promo is valid only until September 30, 2007 so hurry and order one now!

A FH Fan’s Disturbingly Freakish Letter

09-25-2007

The Adventures of CJ’s Travelling Minion is back to continue his tale of debauchery. This time, ourhero tries to escape the Soviets! Scope that one out only at Consumption Junction.com!

That guy, Jason,  Always trying his damnedest to make this world a better place to live in. This time he gives readers a compelling read about Masturbation! So come on over at Steak and Cheese.com, read the damned article, and do what the man says, just do it. Do it for Jesus, Do it for the children, and above all, do it for America

And for once, Dick shares not a hate-mail but a freakmmail! I’m betting “Cod” was high on crack when he wrote that cuz I read the email at FreakHole.com and it made my ears bleed. And my brain got caught on fire.

Hit The Porn Panic Button at Porn Savvy.com!

09-26-2007

Well, aren’t you just glad we have Reggie, filling you in on the bestest Porn Sites in existence? It’s a tough job, I tell you. This week, Reggie makes it easier for the regular horny fucks, find the porn sites suited for their needs! That’s right folks, check it out at Consumption Junction.com!

Aaron has the puuurrr-fect solution to spice up your otherwise bleak sex life! It’s fool-proof, lots of zexXxy lasses to hook-up with and more importantly, No more lonely night, crying yourself to sleep thinking you’re bound to die alone and miserable or worst, a virgin! That’s right, bitches! Come on over at Revenge World.com right now!

Hey horny kids, tired of your nosy, prudish parents getting in the way of your wanking? Then hit the Porn Panic Button!  Anna shares a nifty little software that’ll have you fapping away in peace! Only at Porn Savvy.com

A Vid of Meg White’s Doorbell Getting Pounded at SickSite Radio.com

09-27-2007

To find the perfect cherry-pie pussy, a man must embarkon a long journey full of peril. And that’s exactly what Gen did, check it out at Consumption Junction.com

Ca you spot a fake? We’ve got Meg White’s “alleged” sex video at Shawn’s Radio Blog! It’s the shit! Take a peek (I know you want to) and watch a man repeatedly ringing Meg’s “alleged” doorbell and figure it out for yourself whether or not the vid is real!  I think it’s real but don’t take my word for it, now run along pervs.

Why It Hurts To Be A Cheap Son Of A Bitch On The Latest Issue Of The Wipe!

09-28-2007

It’s another edition of The Weekly Wipe! This time we’ve got Shawn as our featured editorial writer, telling us why the fuck does it hurts to be a cheap son of a bitch for the 73rd Issue of the Wipe!

Two words: Sperm Swallowers. Bet you like that, huh? Well, for our Review of The Weeks, we are featuring loads of hot cum-lovers! Check out the Baby-Batter Bonanza on the latest issue of The Weekly Wipe now!

The Modern Primitive Movement at Porn Savvy.com

09-29-2007

Dear SickSite Network Minions,

Miss me? No? Guess what! I saw this article from Meg at Consumption Junction.com and it was so good, it totally melted my brain! Ayuh boys and girls, it was awesome, I tell you!Check it out!

Then I headed straight to Porn Savvy.com, hoping for some sleaze and my eyes are assaulted by this:

Needless to say, the image burned my eyes straight out off its sockets. Thanks, ladies! Well, that’s about it, dearies! I’m off cleaning bloody puke, brain bits and burned optic nerves, Have a naughty weekend!

Natalie Portman Bares Her Skinny Ass at SickSite Radio.com

09-30-2007

Having a great weekend so far? Good, keep it up! As for what’s new at this wonderful, wonderful site, NOTHING! Wait! I jest, I jest!

Now, I know you can’t start the day without some sleaze, that’s why I suggest you either head straight at Porn Pimps.com, where all the wonderful smut are at, updated daily, waiting for you! That’s right, go now… or

Make beeline at Shawn’s Radio Blog and see a video clip of the lovely Natalie Portman, baring her skinny ass! Interesting is it not? Now run along and enjoy!

Juli Ashton Realistic Vagina and Anus As Our Product Of The Week!

10-01-2007

Why fap away while fantazing about your fave whore, Juli Ashton whe you can avail her Realistic Puss and Anus replica! That’s right you sick perv, SickSite Shop makes it possible!

Now you can enjoystar Juli Ashton’s beautiful vagina and anus made of an ultra realistic material that expands to give every man a perfect fit.

This new compound is soft yet firm, and with such incredible attention paid to detail, this could definitely be one of the most realistic play pussies and anuses on the market! Key in the Discount Code ZO48380 and we will slash off 10% off it’s original price of $280.00! This promo is valid only until Oct. 7, 2007!

Revenge Of The Tubby-Lover at Steak and Cheese.com

10-02-2007

Know what’s up? Part-three of Dave’s debaucherous tale is what’s up. Check it out at Consumption Junction.com!

Jason gets a hate-mail from a SnC fan. Wanna know what’s gotten this guy’s panties up in a bunch? Then scope out Steak and Cheese.com!

Dick ranting on about his iPhone and it’s shortcomings. Could it be? Is love for Apple slowly fading away? Only one way to find out! Come on over at FreakHole.com!

Wait, I’m not done blabbering! Weekly Wipe wants a piece of that fine ass of yours so: Add Us Up People!

Weekly Wipe MySpace Profile | ADD US UP TO DEATH!!!

Porn Time, Boys and Girls!

10-03-2007

That’s right! Porn time, bitches!

Asian Dominatrix rocks your boat? Errr… Great! Cuz as always, Reggie found the perfect site just for you, you sick, sick…. person. So go and check out Consumption Junction.com now!

If you find yourself totally overwhelmed with all the countless porn niches or is looking for a a nice porn site that offers high-quality smut, there’s a place to ask for help! We’ve got Dick raving about the porn masters behind Porn Reviews over at FreakHole.com!

And Anna dishes out the bestest place to score free porn! Now before popping that champagne… or K-Y jelly, a little reminder: The idea is to register, knock yourself out and stock on all ze free porn your cute little wiener desires THEN cancel before the trial period ends so you won’t get charged. We can’t stress this enough so I’ll say it again: Cancel In Time Before The Trial Period Ends So You Won’t Get Charged. Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you. Now go check out at Porn Savvy.com, fap yourself shitless or do whatever it is that you do.

Celebrity Pussies at Revenge World.com

10-04-2007

Meg gives you a true testament that she loves life and does not hate anything and everything in this world. Check out a few of Meg’s favorite things at Consumption Junction.com!

MmmmMMmm… nice view, yeah? Jason dishes out why Adult Friends Finder rocks! Scope out Steak and Cheese.com, folks!

Aaron is featuring a guest writer from “Picky Bastard” Challenge! I must say, LincNav sure knows celebrity pussies! Check it out at Revenge Wolrd.com!

Alcohol, Cancer, Death and Humongous Hooters At Weekly Wipe.com!

10-05-2007

Hey bitches, it’s time for another dose of debauchery! The latest issue of The Weekly Wipe is out! That’s right, we’ve got suddenly sobered-up Phil talking about alcohol, cancer and death! Your favorite subjects, right? Check it out now!

Also,  it’s all about humongous hooters this time on our Review Of The Week! Lots of titty fucking and shit, I promise! So come on over and scope out The Wipe, out now!

Getting Your Brain Fried By A Taser is Not Cool

10-06-2007

Ahh… yes. the weekend is once again upon us! Of course, with that in mind, I’m sure I could find some stuff to keep you entertained:

Oh here it is! It’s another great read from Consumption Junction.com! Go on, check it out, I know you want to *wink*wink*

Dick gets the whole Brit-Brit and FedEx custody battle out of his system once and for all. Yep, that’s right! Scope it out only at FreakHole.com!

It sure is not cool to get tasered as Aaron talks about Police Brutality among unarmed citizens. I gotta agree, those things are nasty as hell. Check that one out at Revenge World.com!

SickSite Radio Is Back With A Vengeance

10-07-2007

Hey folks! SickSite Radio Episode 47 is on! That’s right!Hilarious hotline calls from crazed SSR fans, Late show explanations and Shawn also shares the best clips from his inbox! chew on that, bitches!

Enjoy the show everyone!

Homelessness Solved

10-09-2007

Not really a fan of senseless violence especially on harmless bums. If you’ve been living in a cave recently, check out the story here.

Anyhoot, CJ and the gang found this to be a perfect opportunity to inject humor, we’ve got a spoof of that unfortunate incident! Yep, check out the hilarious video HERE! Enjoy, kids!

Get Ready For Another SickSite Radio Episode!

10-10-2007

Shawn cooked up another amazing show for y’all! You can expect hotline calls from SSR fans! Plus, Dick of FreakHole.com talks about Parental Rights and Jason of to give the latest shit going on over at Steak and Cheese.com!

Quite a show ain’t it? Enjoy pervs!

An Early Whore-loween Treat At The Wipe

10-11-2007

It’s an early Whore-loween treat at The Wipe y’all!  Inspired by Jason’s excellent post about “Manly” Halloween Customes, dear ol’ Anna dishes out the dumbest costumes she could find.

Check that one out only at the latest Issue of The Weekly Wipe! Enjoy!

It‘s Friday and Jason is Retarded. I know, right?

10-12-2007

What’s the worst thing than getting a girl pregnant? Well you have to scope out Consumption Junction to find out, foo! Bet you didn’t see that one coming huh?

It’s Friday and Jason is a self-confessed retard. Check out his quirky love-hate relationship with peanuts at Steak and Cheese.com

Here’s an interesting read, it’s The Hand-Job Illustrated only at Porn Savvy.com! Yep, that’s right… ye good ol’ fondling. Scope it out, yeah? Have a great weekend everyone!

Rise and Fall Quits FreakHole.com

10-13-2007

It’s the weekend everyone! That means you can finally fap away in the comfort of your own home, haha! Well before you start fondling yourself, why don’t you check out Consumption Junction.com where Gen gives anew meaning to Hog Calling.

That gnawing feeling of moving on would not go away and so, Rise and Fall quits FreakHole.com (awww… ). Check out Rise and his final editorial for FreakHole.com

Okay, now’s the time for some self-lovin’ don’t you think so? Nowhead straight to Porn Pimps.com to get knock yourself out with all the latest smut in our collection. Take it easy, folks.

SickSite Radio is On! Crazy Hotline Calls, Open Bar Talk, Some SSR Reminiscing and More!

10-14-2007

Aaron talks about love, adoration, women, and… beer! Yes, life would be pointless without beer, I suppose. Scope it out at Revenge World.com!

And it’s time for another wacky edition of SickSite Radio! Hotline calls, some SSR Reminscing, open bar talks and more! If that’s not enought to keep you enterntained this fine Sunday Morning, check out Shawn’s Blog, behold the booty err… beauty that is Sienna Miller and spend the rest of the day staring at her shaved puss. How fun, no? Enjoy, pervs!

Booty-calls, Lost Keys and a Fucked-Up Weekend at FreakHole.com

10-16-2007

Listen up, if you have trouble getting laid, can’t find that special someone to share mind-blowing sex with oryou try and you try over and over but. Just. Can’t. Get. Laid. Then Reggie has the answer to yer prayers! That’s right, so check out Consumption Junction.com now!

Oh,Clover Chips, an old favorite! Jasonraided an Asian grocery store and stocked-up on noodles and junk food. Scope it out at Steak and Cheese.com!

Lost keys and booty calls don’t really mesh well according to Dick. So much that it fucked up his weekend. Check out the harrowing details at FreakHole.com!

Searching for Sex Has Never Been This Easy

10-17-2007

Another entertaining read brought to you by Dave! That’s right boys and girls, check out Bloodhound Nights only at Consumption Junction.com (God, I just sound like a fucking infomercial, no?)

Somebody gots a new bow and is not afraid to use it! With an arrow peak velocity of 320 feet and 70lbs of force needed to string back this baby, Aaron is raring to go hunting… for Bambi. That’s right, check out Revenge World.com, bitches!

Need to get laid? Well Anna sez there’s a magical place for that! Two words, Sex Parties. Man, I’m sooo there. Wait…  I mean, umm… forget I said anything. Just scope out Porn Savvy.com and… yeah, get laid.

SickSite Radio Celebrates It’s 50th Episode!

10-18-2007

It’s SickSite Radio’s 50th episode, folks!To celebrate the whole shebang, Shawn sez it’s off to the time machine to take a good look back at SickSite Radio’s filthy roots!

So, check out the best of SSR’s episodes 1-5! Enjoy kids!

Weekly Wipe Issue 76: If Jason Is Johnny Depp’s Publicist

10-19-2007

If being a World-class prick and the leader of the sick fuck army are not enough, Jason also bagged the job as Johnny Deep’s publicist. Okay, you got me,  he’s probably drunk when he did this article but at least he’s a fun drunk, yeah? Check out another hilarious issue of The Weekly Wipe!

Fuck You Paul! Yep, you heard me. Fuck. You. Paul. This week, the Porn Savvy gang brings you another awesome site to fap on, Fuck You Paul! Gotcha. All that and moreon the latest issue of The Weekly Wipe!

 

Hookers, Odd Fetishes and Electrocution at Consumption Junction.com!

10-20-2007

Prostitutes, sniffing dirty feet and electrocution fantasies. Looks like another crazy story from Meg at Consumption Junction.com!

Nothing like a hugeass spider to strike fear in the hearts of the toughest of men. Scope out Steak and Cheese.com where Jason fucks around with people’s phobias!

Noble Peace Prize winner, James Watson made a claim black people are genetically dumber that white people. Well, I’ll be damned. Check out FreakHole.com to read the rest of the details!

Darklady in the House, yo!

10-21-2007

Hey babies, did y’all miss me? You did? Aww… how it warms my cold black heart. Anyway, gots me something to introduce!

Looks familiar? That’s right bitches, we’ve got Darklady in the house, yo! (did I just said “yo”? Hmm… mebbe I really am drunk) You see, ze Chief Sick Fuck gots you a new weekend writer, isn’t that grand? Let’s give Darklady, Editor of YNOT.com, a warm welcome!

Got word from Anna that Darklady will be writing editorials for Porn Savvy.com every Sunday, how exciting is that? So boys and girls, don’t forget to head straight at PornSavvy.com every Sunday to scope out Miz Darklady’s literary masterpieces, mmmkay? Take it easy, you guys!It’s Dick’s Birthday and Oh, Dumbledore is Gay

10-23-2007

Dave made the rest of the Sick Fuck army proud for being an American Asshole. How heartwarming, Dave. Know that you earned a shitload of brownie points from the Chief Sick Fuck. Check out his drivel at Consumption Junction.com!

Dick hits the big 3-0 and unfortunately, he’s not taking it well. Tsk, Tsk, getting old sure sucks… there, there… Happy Birthday, dear!

Dumbledore turns out to be gay. Wow, I didn’t see that one coming considering that I can smell a fag from a mile away. Check out Anna’s take on this little revelation at Porn Savvy.com

McKenzie Begs Your Forgiveness

10-24-2007

After failing to appear for a special SSR interview, McKenzie is back! She makes pretty-eyes at Shawn, begs for your forgiveness and was considerate enough to send a saucy pic of herself for you to enjoy! Kiss and make up already!

Also, Shawn gives you some of the best hotline calls, like ever on the show! Now go, check out the latest episode of SickSite Radio while you fap away at McKenzie’s rack err… pic.

Free Porn For Idiots!

10-25-2007

Kurt have a lot of things to say to about staunch anti-smoking campaign advocate, Derrick Beckles! Check out another enlightening read from Kurt at Consumption Junction.com!

To avoid getting a swift kick in the nuts err… a ticket, Jason was kind enough to remind you certain annoying habits you shouldn’t be doing when out driving. Yep, that’s right, scope out Rules of the Road at Steak and Cheese.com

For the horny morons out there,here’s a no-brainer, Anna sez there’s hope for you yet! uh-huh, I kid you not, She found  an awesome site perfect for the sick fucks with below average IQs! Now don’t be stupid and head straigh at Porn Savvy.com!

 

Pussy Fascination On The Latest Issue Of The Wipe!

10-26-2007

It’s all about pussies and MILFs on the latest issue of The Wipe! First off, we’ve  got Aaron of Revenge World.com, talking about his own pussy fascination!

Then it’s off to the land of fuckable moms for our Review of The Week! Yep, another fap-worthy offering from the Porn Savvy crew, so check out our latest issue of The Wipe, out now!

 

The Best Place To Spend The Weekend

10-27-2007

… Is right here! Hey bitches, the weekend has arrived, thank the good Lord for small fucking favors. Assuming that you had a y’know, a crappy week. Good thing I’m here to give you ze weekend news.

As always, Consumption Junction is hell-bent in making sure you are starting this lovely Saturday mornin’ right! So go ahead, check out another interesting read at CJ, like, right now.

Then make sure to head straight at Porn Pimps.com and follow these simple instructions: pick a porn flick you like best, fap away, wipe yourself, then do it all over again. I assure you, you’ll be smiling all day long. Tootles!

10-28-2007

Hey kids, still hung-over? Y’know, I heard somewhere that if you read Shawn’s blog right now, the shitty feeling in the pit of your gut will disappear. Just. Like.That. Okay, you got me, I made that up. I meant to say, the videos. Watch the videos from Shawn’s blog and the quesiness will disappear. True story.

Wait, I’m not done yet! If you scope out Porn Savvy.com after checking out Shawn’s blog, your hairline will stop receeding. We have scientific proofs and shit to back up that claim too! Yeah, it’s amazing, I know! What can I say? We are a bunch of miracle workers here in SickSite Network, bitches.

Introducing Consumption Junction.com’s New Head Sick Fuck, Jim

10-30-2007

Man, I can’t believe Phil stepped down, he was one of my favorite writer. Oh well, out with the old and in with the new! Let’s welcome Consumption Junction.com’s new Editor, Jim! Check out Jim’s first editorial for CJ like, now!

Speaking of out with the old, it seems that the lovable Aaron have left the sick, filthy, stinkin’ building and you know what that means *wink*wink*… no, stop touching yourself! Stop fapping, that’s not what I meant.

It means Jason is on the lookout for the next Revenge World.com writer! Yeah, if you think you have what it takes to be a RW writer, shoot him an email at Jason@SickSiteNetwork.com, impress him with a at least 300 words long literary masturbation, cross your fingers, pray to your god and you just might be the next ruler of the vengeful at RevengeWorld.com!

Nuggets Of Wisdom From Dick At The Wipe

10-31-2007

How about some nuggets of wisdom from FreakHole.com? Dick,  laying out a few rules to the brazen bloggers out there, yo! Yeah, let an expert give you some helpful blogging tips by scoping out the latest issue of The Wipe!

Naughty America, man. The Porn Savvy Crew have been hearing good things about Naughty Amrica that they felt compelled to feature this excellent site here in our Review Of The Week! So sit back and check out Weekly Wipe now!

All Treat, No Trick At SickSite Network.com!

11-01-2007

Great, since I’m up, it’s Halloween and I’m still here working because apparently, I don’t have a life, treats on me!

What’s the best way to stave off boredom? That’s right… fapping away and/or getting laid. Lucky for you, Reggie is in one of his “Get Laid, quick!” mood again,so check out Consumption Junction.com and you just might get what you wished for!

Horny morons, listen up! Dick found the perfect site just for you! Yep, so don’t be stupid (*snicker*snicker*), save yourself a hell lot of trouble and scope out FreakHole.com, bitches!

Oh, and here’s a breather: Piss off London by signing Russell Brand’s petition to run as Mayor. Yeah, that sounds fun. Check out the details at Steak and Cheese.com! Happy Holidays, cock-suckers!

SickSite Radio Episode 52, Halloween Is For Hookers

11-02-2007

It’s Halloween and Shawn is out celebrating the devil’s holiday with another wacky episode of Sick Site Radio! That’s right bitches!

In this episode, it appears that Dog, The Bounty Hunter’s career is well on it’s way to the shitter. Oh, how it brings tears to my eyes… not. Next, crazy hotline calls from the equally crazy fans of SSR!

So celebrate the Holidays with us and check out the latest SickSite Radio episode right now. Yes, because I said so.

From Nazi Fags to Racists

11-03-2007

Man, Halloween came and went so fast I barely had time to sober up. But enough about me, let’s talk about Nazi Fags and music instead. You see, Nazi fags can’t seems to catch a break from their Jew-slaying past and Jim felt we should cut these fags some slack and he even wrote a song about dem Nazi queers to the tune of “Yummy, Yummy, Yummy” by The Ohio Express. So scope out Consumption Junction, bitches.

“University of Delaware is rightfully catching shit for forcefully mandating all white incoming students to be subjected to the idea that they’re racist, whether they know it or not”

Ain’t that just the damnedest thing, no? From Nazis to racists… Hmm… interesting.  Well, at least that’s something you don’t hear everyday. Check out the rest of Jason’s rants at Steak and Cheese.com!

Life’s Idiotic Little Instructions At Porn Savvy.com!

11-04-2007

One day away from hell, it’s Sunday, y’all! Now why don’t you start the day by checking out SickSitenetwork’s weekend goodies:

Dick admits to have some sort of asshole-ish behavior but clearly not the biggest jerk on the face of the planet. Why, you asked? Then you’d have to scope out Freakhole.com to find out. Yeah, you didn’t see that one coming, yes? It’s a talent, I know.

As most of you knows, Aaron dropped off the planet which means Jason is on the hunt for the next ruler of the vengeful. Check out some pretty awesome literary shit from the “Revenge World is Write” contest participants!

Anna of Porn Savvy.com dishes out Life’s Idiotic Little Instructions! Ayuh, an oldie but still a goodie only at Porn Savvy.com! Enjoy the rest of the day, bitches!

Puke, Piss, Fart and Shit Spells F-U-N for Meg

11-06-2007

Meg must’ve had the grandest time, puking and peeing all over “Sally”. Oh yeah, puke, shit and piss, I can tell that girl really knows how to have a good time! Read one of her nut-shrinking editorial only at Consumption Junction.com

Oh look, Hollywood writers are on strike…and now y’all are stuck watching re-runs. Hahaha! That’s the funniest bit of news I heard all day. These Hollywood writers makes the sadistic Yakuza tormentors look like a bunch of prissy pansy-pants. Check out Jason’s rants at Steak and Cheese.com

Say, you kidnapped a woman, then y’know, raped her cuz you got bored with all her yappin’ then you got caught after…  whacha gonna do? Confess? No, that’s lame. No, don’t blame God, blame the spider just like what this brilliant Aussiie did. It’s a sure fire way to avoid jailtime that’s for sure!

Putting Shit Into Good Use

11-07-2007

Hey, horny fucks, want some porn? Of course you do, that’s what you’re here on Earth for, genius! So listen up, I was checking out Consumption Junction.com and *gasp* Reggie was yappin’ about another porn site! I kid you not, my perverted friend. Now go and… y’know, check it out.

It’s Jenkem, bitch.

There’s a new drug in town folks and it’s made out of steaming pile of sh… what? Okaaay *laughs maniacally* Oh fuck, I think I busted a vein. Hey, you call it a drug, I call it recycling.

And finally, the search is still on for the next ruler of the vengeful. Jason gots another great entry from Mr. Unknown, scope it out and enjoy.

Wiggers and Tasers at Consumption Junction.com

11-08-2007

Hey folks, check out an interesting read about Wiggers and Tasers brought to you by CJ’s guest writer,Shift! Woot! Woot!

Okay, sexy time! Oh, look! Another sure fire way to get laid, how about that? I bet you wanna bang another dude’s girlfriend (or wife, whatever) cuz your GF turned into this prudish, tight-assed cunt, huh? Then scope out how you can score some ass at Steak and Cheese.com!

And a great treat for people with tiny weiners! Yes,I meant you… and the bald guy behind you. Oh puh-leeze, admit it. Shut up and listen, all is not lost! Check out Porn Savvy.com and see what the fuss is all about, foo!

Cease And Desist Letter Number 1,593 On The Wipe!

11-09-2007

Hey folks, Shawn got a Cease and Desist Letter… again. Know more about it by scoping out the latest issue of The Wipe!

Hungry for some lesbo lovin’? Why am I not surprised? Enjoy checking out our latest Weekly Wipe issue as the Porn Savvy crew reviews Lezboland!

The Weekend News at SickSite Network!

11-10-2007

Having a great weekend? Me too! I spent the night between drunkenly hitching a ride at a desolate place, in the dead of the night and popping my zits. Yes, I love livin’ on the edge. I always knew I’d be living like a freaking rockstar but enough about moi.Check out our weekend goodies!

CJ’s guest writer, Eric writes about Fear Factor Competitor, Anthony Merino. Ayuh, apparently the dude is an accused necrophiliac. Check out this mind-blowing read at Consumption Junction.com, bitches!

Jason, who can’t get enough of boobies, takes a look back at his colorful past. Particulary about a girl he made-out with. Read the rest of the story at Steak and Cheese.com!

Studying sucks. Dick shares another one of his hellish tale as a student at FreakHole.com!

SickSite Network’s Sunday Treats

11-11-2007

Hey dorks, I’m back, miss me already? Awww…how it warms my little black heart… ok,enough of the pleasantries, I just threw up. Check out dem Sunday treats, bitches!

Jason, still hell-bent on searching for the next RW Editorial writer, gots you another awesome entry from Ron Jersey! How exciting, right? Go on, check it out… I know you want to.

Anna shares a “gratuitously violent, sexual, filled with provocative overcoming gender assignments-toned, and outrageously campy-dialogue’d” (whew!) cult film she watched recently. Well,I must say, it is a “gratuitously violent, sexual, filled with provocative overcoming gender assignments-toned, and outrageously campy-dialogue’d” film indeed!

And if that’s not enough, scope out another of Shawn’s misadventures at SickSite Radio.com! Enjoy!

Halloween At SSN!

11-13-2007

Tired of wallowing in self-pity cuz girls hates your lameass pick-up lines? Fed up on spending another night curled up in bed, alone, crying while you fap away to another Drawn Together re-run?

Guess what, Reggie found “a cool place to get laid”! You know what that means! That’s right, no more lonely nights spent dry-humping that pillow, you disgusting pig! Check it out at Consumption Junction.com!

… or if you’re too much of a lazyass, you could just watch some good porn and call it a day, right? Okaaay then, better check out Steak and Cheese.com, lazy fucks.

And finally, to cleanse the palate from all that sleaze, Dick presents: Halloween at SSN. Oh what fun. Scope it out, yo!

SickSite Radio Episode 53 “Frozen To Meth”

11-14-2007

Shawn promises another awesome SickSite Radio episode, bitches! That’s right, listen to the best Sick Site Radio Hotline Calls to date! Also, Shawn features great frozen delights (a couple of meth heads was stuck in a blizzard and y’know, froze to death ), and transvestite booty pagents!

Better sit back, relax, check out the latest SickSite Radio Episode and enjoy (or else Shawn will “hunt you down and kill you”)!

Bums In Action at Consumption Junction.com!

11-15-2007

Lorin comes clean with his hobosexuality. Basically it means he likes ’em dirrty… and homeless. Well… that’s uh… check out his confession at Consumption Junction.com

Want porn, real easy? Don’t be a dummy by passing up on this chance! Check out Revenge World.com for more details!

Or you could always buy a nice bottle of Pherlure, spritz yourself shitless and the bitches are absolutely guaranteed to pour in! It’s all about chemistry, y’all! Scope out how at Porn Savvy.com!

15 Worst Dates

11-16-2007

Ahhh…. yezzzz… when the dreamboat turns out to be just your average cuntrag. Real gals sharing their harrowing dating experiences  right here on the latest issue of the Weekly Wipe!

It’s all about luscious booties for our Review of The Week! That’s right, plenty of babes with perky asses to drool over! What fun, right? Check it out only here at Weekly Wipe, folks!

Weekend at SickSite Network

11-17-2007

The weekend is finally upon us and with said, here’s what’s been going down on SickSiteNetwork:

Stave off boredom by checking out another interesting read only at Consumption Junction.com!

Hhmm… been wondering what your ol’ buddy Jason, is up to? Wonder no more my incredibly creepy, horny… filthy, filthy friend, scope out Steak and Cheese.com, like, now.

And if you’re free all afternoon, fap the day away with our freshest collection of smut only at Porn Pimps.com! Enjoy the weekend, kids!

The SickSite Network Sunday Tidbits

11-18-2007

What, still asleep? Consider this as your wake-up call:

Sick, sick, siiick… trust Anna to sniff out weird shit like this, check out the rest of the details and mind-bending pics over at Porn Savvy.com!

Shawn got pics of half-nekkid, passed-out drunks. Oh, how it reminds me of my youth… being drunk… and naked… and… wait, I mean, oh, joy! Nekkid booties! Check out dem hilarious pics at SickSite Radio.com!

Hatin’ On The Muslims at Consumption Junction.com

11-20-2007

Hey dorks! Hate The Muslims? Well the good news is, they probably hate you too! That and Jim is spreading his hate for the muslims too, how about that? Read all about it Consumption Junction.com, bitches!

Jason has gone down on a girl while she’s having her period. Oh… yuck, that’s pretty gross of you, Jason, eeewww. Check out the sick, sick, siiick story at Steak and Cheese.com.

Rapists will never stand a chance against Rapex, a revolutionary anti-rape contraption! You can kiss your penis good-bye when “thorns” from this  baby, rips your genitals into pieces *maniacal laughter* Another interesting read at Porn Savvy.com!

FreakHole Wants YOU (on it’s Official MySpace Friends List)

11-21-2007

It’s all about Meg sustaining injuries at work. Yeah, sounds fun. Check it out at Consumption Junction.com!

Dick sez MySpace is gay but that’s not stopping him from plugging the Official FreakHole MySpace Page. Uh-huh, so Click Here And Add FH (preferably on yout top) Friends’ list! Oh don’t give me that, go on! I know you want to.

Jason is up to his old tricks, anotherone of his funny asian pictures graced the Revenge World.com page. Check it out y’all!

Turkey Time at SickSite Radio

11-22-2007

It’s turkey time, bitches! this week on SickSite Radio, it’s all about Thanksgiving, Indians and crazy old fucks with shotguns!

That, plus some good ol’ hotline calls from deranged SSR fans and Dick drops in to talk about being a student at the tender age of 3-0! Check out another kickass episode of of SickSite Radio!

Oh and if that’s not enough, visit Shawn’s blog and spend the rest of the day staring at Christina Aguilera’s hairless snatch!

Jason’s Musings At The DMV’s

11-23-2007

Hey folks, check outanother wacky issue of the Weekly Wipe! We’ve got Jason’s musings from his trip to the Department of Motor Vehicles!

Yeah, I know how you guys luurrve lezbos! That’s why this week’s issue of The Wipe, check out as the Porn Savvy crew reviews the babes from Catfight

Good Ol’ SickSite Network Weekend News

11-24-2007

Ah yes… blessed weekend! Check out some good ol’ SickSite Network Weekend bits:

Steve dishes out his hilarious encounter with a diva offa bemustached girl in  a comic- bookshop. Check out the wacky story at Consumption JUnction.com!

Check out Rachel, the first woman to audition as an Editorial writer for RW! That’s right folks, scope out her entry at Revenge World.com!

Dick found another great way to stave off boredom! Lots of lovely ladies you can fap yourself sore with and it doesn’t even involve that lameass pick-up line you keep trying to use for hook-ups! It’s sexy time bitches, check out FreakHole.com, pervs!

How To Suck A Cock Like A Pro

11-25-2007

Nothing like a lazy Sunday spent splooging all over your keyboard over pics like this:

I know, right? See, I can read minds y’know. For more fap-worthy pics and vids, check out Porn Pimps.com!

And for the ladies, Aunt Anna give you free blowjob lessons! Scope out her head-bobbin’ tips at Porn Savvy.com, y’all!

Inside A Fetish Dungeon

11-27-2007

Meg dishes out bizarre scenes from a fetish dungeon where she uh… apparently works. Well, somebody has to pay the bills y’know. Anyways, check it out at Consumption Junction.com!

Jason’s battle of the bulge is still on. He needs all the help he can get so shoot him an email for your suggestions, mmkay?

90’s wrestler “Hardbody Harrison” got busted for keeping not one, not two, but 8 women as sex slaves. Dude, that’s not the the weird part. He was also forcing them to do his landscaping. WTF.

SnC is Rockin’ A New YouTube Page!

11-28-2007

What? You want to fuck your daddy? You sick little fuckwit… Oh, you meant fuck buddy? Why didn’t you say so, Reggie’s your man! Check out Consumption Junction.com, horny fucks!

Hey kids, I almost forgot, SnC is rocking a new YouTube page! Check it out HERE and enjoy!

RW presents: T. Menz and his “tale of machismo at the DMV” Yep, another great entry featured on Revenge World.com, scope it out!

Snatch-flashing (or in the case of XTina, airing out her impregnated crotch) and Tranny invasion in Hollywood brought to you by Anna of Porn Savvy.com!

Porn And Politics On The Wipe!

11-29-2007

Hey boys and girls, the 84th (!) issue of The Weekly Wipe is out! on this issue, we are featuring Dick of FreakHole.com! It’s quite an interesting read but don’t take my word for it and scope it out now!

… and I’m not done yet, bitches! We are also featuring Hell Fire Sex for our Review Of The Week! I know, I know… check it out and you can thank me later!

SickSite Radio Will Make You Famous

11-30-2007

Sicksite Radio episode 55 is on, bitches! Now, this episode sounds especially juicy, it’s all about hotline calls, dirty stories and a healthy dose if insanity.

So sit back, relax, check out Sicksite Radio’s latest episode and enjoy! Yes, in that order, now go!

R.I.P. Emily ‘Zoey Zane’ Sander

12-01-2007

‘Sup, bitches. Got a plumber working on the pad right now so this is gonna be quick and easy just the way you like it.

Shiftshows his awesome ability to foretell what’s instore for y’all in  the year 2057. Hint: Ze future is bleak for all sick fucks. Sorry, guys. Ayuh, check it out at Consumption Junction.com

It’s a sad day for porn with the sudden demise of Emily ‘Zoey Zane’ Sander. R.I.P., hun. Scope out FreakHole.com as Dick pays a short but sweet homage to Zoey Zane.

And finally, what better way to celebrate this wonderful day than to check out the freshest batch o’ smut at Porn Pimps.com! Go, like, right now.

Why Do Lesbians Like Dildos?

12-02-2007

Jason is bound to announce who’s gonna take over Revenge World.com  next week, but he needs RW fans to give him a hand. Scope out Revenge World.com for the details!

Okay, Anna asks the million dollar question: Why do lesbos like dildos? Oh, so many wisecracks I wanna make but I must fight the temptation, hahaha! Anyways, check out as The Porn Savvy team (which is as most of you don’t know, composed of a straight woman (lemon_ai), a gay guy (Cum_Connoisseur/ “Cum2Papi”), a lesbian (our video editor RonaMonaFofona), and a bisexual female (arse_scenic) discusses this puzzling Lezbo uh… craving? Habit? I don’t know what to call it. Ought to be interesting, no? MmmMm… gourmet tofu…

A Little Rendevouz To Heat Things Up!

12-03-2007

Take a break from fucking with your significant other for a while and heat things up by playing games!

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The Board Game offers over 120 activities to share together or try the Card Game a self-expression and communication activity!  Combining the two games adds an exciting dimension and creates the Romantic Rendezvous Experience.

Romantic Rendezvous happens to be our P.O.W., so we’ll slash 10% off it’s original price of $29.95 if you key-in Discount Code: SQ65684! This promo is valid only until December 7, 2007!

Hate-filled Kids At Steak and Cheese.com

12-04-2007

Hey boys and girls! Guess what, Jim’s gonna be a dad, how cool is that? Check out the happy news and then some at Consumption Junction.com

Racist 5 year-old kids are what’s up at Steak and Cheese.com. Scope out the story, sad and truly one of those things we can all do without.

Another one of Dick’s misadventure all because of his friend’s failure to open a particular letter in time. Check out the whole story at FreakHole.com!

Time For CJ’s Annual Multiphasic Personality Inventory of Its Readership!

12-05-2007

Well it seems it’s time for CJ’s “Annual Multiphasic Personality Inventory of Its Readership”. Ayuh, stop asking questions, check out Consumption Junction.com and just do the damned test, you dork. So it for the children. Do it for Jesus. Above all, do it for CJ!!! Banzai!

Whachu say? You want some porn? Well, that can be arranged!

Mama Mia!

I know most of you pervs get a kick out of watching chicks gagging on a hugeass cock, no? Well, check out Revenge World.com cuz Jason foundanother excellent site that’s sure to tickle your uh.. horny… bone-r. I know, I suck. Bleah.

Sure, some of you guys might be contented with having *coughboringcough* sex with your respective partners… if you begged hard enough. What if I tell you there’s a magical place where you can can conviniently sneak behind that prudish girl of yours and score some fine ass! Scope out Porn Savvy.com to find out where, horny fucks!

Porn and Politics

12-06-2007

Reggie expresses his ardent love for porn and draining his nut sacks dry. Well, look at that. Y’all have the same hobbies, now why am I not surpirsed? Trust Reggie’s extensive knowledge in Porn as he dishes out which site received the coveted Reggie’s Seal Of Approval only at Consumption Junction.com!

Meanwhile, Dick’s uh… dick is sore. Ayuh, apparently everyone are out fapping away. Muy bien, keep it up and make sure to check out FreakHole.com *wink*wink*

So maybe SSN is not all about porn and the likes. Oh don’t give me that look! Jason, defends the Bush Administration. Wow, ’tis an interesting read, indeed! Only at Steak and Cheese.com, bitches!

Joe Francis Needs Your Help

12-07-2007

Yes, that Joe Francis. Ironically, the guy who makes a living out of screwing people over, needs your help. Shawn’s two cents on the Girls Gone Wild creator’s interview, plea for help and more, it’s definitely worth checking out on latest issue of The Weekly Wipe!

Also, check out as the Porn Savvy crew brings you our Review Of The Week, Brain Pass! Another awesome issue of The Wipe, geddit while it’s hot!

A SickSite Radio Exclusive: The Joe Francis Interview

12-08-2007

Stop the presses! SickSite Radio scored an exclusive interview with Girls Gone Wild creator, Joe Francis. Yes kids, Trust Shawn to bring in the big guns as he interviews Joe from Reno Nevada, where he’s been uhh… staying for 8 months!

Cool, I’ll shut up now, meanwhile check out SickSite Radio’s latest episode, mmmkay?

Genitalia-Shaped Goodies at Porn Savvy.com

12-09-2007

‘Sup, bitches? Well I already mentioned one news entry ago that Shawn scored an exlusive interview with Joe Francis, yes? Cool, won’t hurt to say it again: It’s one hot schiz you should not miss, Goddammit! Check it out here!

Mmmmm… *drool* genitalia-shaped goodies…. yummeh! Anna dishes out the sweeter side of being Pansexual! MmmMm… that dickshredder looks mighty tasty!

And since I know how y’all love porn, you might want to make a pit stop at Porn Pimps.com and scope out the freshest smut from our archives! Have a great weekend, folks!

Black Label Esse is SickSite Shop’s P.O.W.!

12-10-2007

Hey sick fucks, does R&R or S&M floats your boat? Good cuz Black Label Esse is SickSite Shop’s P.O.W!

Submision begins with Ease. Whether you seek R&R or S&M, you’ll say yes to the Black Label Ease. Equipped wth wrist, thigh and ankle cuffs, plus 28 places to lock them down, this naughty nympho love lounge is the ultimate in orgasm.

Include the Mini-Scoop in the action and positioning possibilities are utterly endless. Take advantage of our promo by typing the Discount Code: QM35532, right after you check out and we’ll slash 10% off it’s original value of $529.65! Offer ends on December 14, 2007

Carnal Cravings, Rules and Evil Dorks at SSN

12-11-2007

Mmmm… if free porn is all you want for Christmas then fret no more, you cheap, horny bastard! Scope out Consumption Junction as Reggie dishes out another site worthy enough to satify his uh… carnal cravings.

Rules for the bar… yes folks, there are such things.  As a former bartender, Jason was kind enough to impart nuggets of wisdom that would probably be useful the next time you’re out drowning your sorrow at the local pub.

And finally, Dick talks about dorks.. evil dorks. Evil dorks who does nothing but play online games all fucking day then beats thier kids shitless. Y’know… usual stuff. FreakHole.com, everyone!

Dressed-Up Emo Weiners at Porn Savvy.com!

12-12-2007

Hello sick fucks, ‘sup? Meg tries to find meaning behind the word “Whore”. Ya like that, huh? Bet you do, only at Consumption Junction.com

Come on over at Revenge World.com and check out another entry from a guy named Tony. Trust me, he’s one odd fellow, to say the least.

Goddamned emos. I could only imagine the blinding pain that came with that dressed-up emo weirner.

Snacking on Aborigines

12-13-2007

From elbow pussy to chafting, it’s the dick’s turn to do the talking. Hahaha! Cute. Scope it out at Consumption Junction.com

What creature played a large part on Population Control in Australia? You’re guess is as good as mine. Find out at Steak and Cheese.com

And if busty blondes gagging on a hugeass cock floats yer boat, then you are in for a treat. Come on over at FreakHole.com and fap away, boys!

Poor Little Rich Boy at The Wipe!

12-14-2007

Hey guys and gals, check out this week’s issue of The Wipe! Porn Savvy’s very own Smut Connoiseur talks about the shady  and totally phony people behind the totally phony site, TheRichSchoolBoy.com. Uh-huh. It’s a fucking scam, I just know it.

And for our Review of the Week, we’re featuring Extreme Alex! That’s right bitches, nothing cute about Alex, she’ll do anything just to drain your nutsacks dry. So check out our latest… what you say? You havent signed up for WW’s FREE Subscription? Know what? You are a fool and I hate you like I hate veggies.

Do me a favor, stop sulking and sign up for it, will ya? Seriously,  It’s free, it’s easy and it’s… uh… free? Fine I take it back, I don’t hate you. I hate your mom… oops.

Eat More Bacon and Save America

12-15-2007

Hey kids, still nursing a hang-over? Good, here’s a quick remedy, Check out Consumption Junction.com. Quick, easy and it works everytime *drool*

Jason writes a short but sweet editorial about tough choices he has to make for the SnC fans. Yeah, it’s inneresting so check out  Steak and Cheese.com

Dick is done with school and is rarin’ to get shit-faced! That’s right, kids. Scope out FreakHole.com!

Fap Worthy Porn Sites, Found!

12-16-2007

Having a great day so far? Excellent. Know what goes well with another lazy Sunday morning? Porn, man. Fucking porn. Now here’s something to brighten up your day even more,the good people behind  DeeCash.com were kind enough to give you guys free shit to fap on. So bring in the lube and click any of the pics below!

Pounded in every hole

Big Money Got A Big Dick

How Many Dicks Can One Girl Stand?

Slack Jack Gets Busted

But wait there’s more! We’ve also found great sites for you guys to check out! Uh-huh, I kid you not, my pervy friend! If you like teens who luurves16 inches of cock being shoved up their tight holes then Teens Like It Big is right up your alley! If you like em’ horny and teary-eyed from too much dick up their throat then Gag On My Cock is one site you shouldn’t miss! And finally if pretty barely legal chicks getting naughty on cam rocks yer boat then search no more cuz IPoseForDaddy.com is perfect for you! Now go and do your thing, mmkay?

Masons Fuck Harder

12-18-2007

Jim sez never mess with Masons. Ayuh, cuz they’re gonna go all batshit crazy on your ass. So be warned now, scope out Consumption Junction.com

And before you drag your over-zealous ass to the nearest bar, scope out Bar Etiquette, Part 2 only at Steak and Cheese.com

And finally, Dick tells us all about his shitty weekend and how much he hates Cleveland, read all about it at FreakHole.com

Laid-back stories and Phonecalls SickSite Radio.com!

12-19-2007

Dear Sick Fucks,

We celebrate an amazing year at SSR with a laid back show full of stories and phone calls. Thanks bitches.

XOXO

Shawn

Awww… that’s so sweet of him, no? Okay now, you heard what he said, mush… mush!

The New Ruler Of The Vengeful, Kaizer!

12-20-2007

The search is finally ovah! That’s right people, The new Ruler of the Vengeful is none other than Kaizer! Woot! Woot! Congratulations! Now, show some love and scope out Kaizer’s editorial debut at Revenge World.com!

You guys may remember the Hanson, y’know… those freakishly androgynous trio best remembered by the irritatingly catchy one-hit wonder, “Mmmbop”? Well they’re upping up the A by giving away shoes to African kiddies. Read all about it at Porn Savvy.com

Doggy-Style: A Terrible Misnomer?

12-21-2007

Cool, Jason as our featured editorial writer for this week’s issue of The Weekly Wipe, broods over the “canine-influenced moniker”, doggy-style. Yeah, something to rack yer brains with over the Holidays, eh? Read all about it at Weekly Wipe.com!

Okay now time to get down and dirty as the Porn Savvy crew checks out 5 Guy Cream Pie! One slut, 5 guys, it doesn’t get better than that! Only at Weekly Wipe.com, people!

The Break-Up, Jager Bombs and Old Lady Dropping Dead

12-22-2007

‘Tis the season to be jolly and all that schiz but it looks like Meg won’t be singing any cheerful Christmas song anytime soon cuz she and the boyf broke up . Awww… *emo tears*  Only at Consumption Junction, kids!

Jason felt that he should share a video of a retardingly dorky guy, guzzling down Jager bombs to you guys. Uh-huh, the guy in the video seriously… uh… I don’t even know what to say. Check out the vid at Steak and Cheese.com

And a nice ol’ lady died while undergoing a root canal. It’s baffling, I tell you. She just sat there one minute then poof! she’s dead as a door nail. Dick’s two cents on the Dentists Chair of Doom at FreakHole.com

Latest Hollywood Trend: Getting Preggers

12-23-2007

I swear to God, everyone in Hollywood (fine, those with vaginas anyways) are ending up getting knocked-up. I see a pattern here… I blame Nicole Ritchie, that bitch is quite the trendsetter. Scope out Porn Savvy.com as Anna pokes fun at one preggers actress to the next.

For your daily dose of smut, visit Porn Pimps.com and knock yourself shitless with our vast collection of porn!

Enjoy the rest of the weekend, sick fucks!

It’s Christmas, Bitch!

12-25-2007

Hey Sick Fucks! Merry Christmas!!! The first person to check out Consumption Junction.com’s Editorial, gets a cookie… okay,  half a cookie, I took a bite… a big bite.  Boy, am I drunk or what?

Also check out Steak and Cheese.com, where Jason raises another interesting point for you guys to ponder upon. Meanwhile, I’ll be downing one bottle of red wine after another, Happy Holidays, y’all! Kisses!

Warming up For The New Year

12-26-2007

Crap. Head hurts. Must… not fall… asleep. Okay, I’m nursing a hang-over so listen carefully:

Show Dick some love by checking out FreakHole.com, okay? The guy’s probably got another wacky (or shitty) misadventure during the holidays.

Kaizer Lord Of The Vengeful, fresh from his Christmas vacay, is back! yep, better believe it! Only at Revenge World.com!

Time For Some Sleaze

12-27-2007

‘Sup Dingbats? Have y’all recovered from the holidays yet? Yes, it’s time for some smut, don’t you think? I know, I can read you mind, pervs!

Y’know, Porn Pimps.com is known to satisty any carnal cravings you might be having. Yeah, we’ve got scientific proofs and shit to prove it too! So check out the freshest, zexXxiest vids and pics only at Porn Pimps.com!

Got sleaze? No? Thank God for our very own Smut Connoisseur then. Scope out Porn Savvy.com for a hefty dose of sleaze! Take it easy, sick fucks!

Santa’s Dark Side On The Wipe!

12-28-2007

He comes to your house, in the dead of the night, He knows if you’ve been good or bad, He even knows whether you’re awake or snoozing, what a creepy little bugge, no? For this week’s issue of The Wipe, a very enlightening editorial from Kaizer, the new head honcho of Revenge World.com!

And for this week’s Review of The Week, The Porn Savvy crew brings you, Mad Sex Party. If that didn’t raise the slightest reaction from any of you sick fucks, then I have every right to chop off your dick cuz you don’t deserve one, mmmkay?

The Weekend News

12-29-2007

Greetings, Sick fucks, how’s your weekend? Cool, now enough niceties and let’s get down to business. No, put your pants back on! I meant to say visit Consumption Junction.com and check out another interesting read, dumbass! Wait, is that a rash? Have that checked, will ya?

And speaking of interesting read, one might wonder what Jason’s been up to. Well, wonder no more and check out Steak and Cheese.com, duh. Sometimes I worry about you, man.

Okay, Time for Some Smut, Bitches.

12-30-2007

Hey pervs, miss me? Cool, now I can’t help but notice how most of you looks kinda pale and sickly. Didn’t get your smut prescription, huh? Well, worry not cuz I’m here! You may now stop kissing my feet.

We’ve got the freshest collection of smut over at Porn Pimps.com, bitches. And guess what? They’re free and shit! So what are you waiting for?

And if finding the perfect porn site that cater to your specific needs is your sole reason for living then Porn Savvy.com is the site for you! Check out which sites passed the discriminating tastes of our own team of Smut Connoisseur at Porn Savvy.com!

New Year at SSN

01-01-2008

Hey sick fucks, I trust that everyone had a rockin’ new year? Cool! Now if you’re reading this shitty piece of news then I guess you started the year right by checking out good ol’ Sicksite Network.com!

Start by working your way into Consumption Junction.com’s New Year offering then followed by checking out Jason’s latest musings at Steak and Cheese.com and finally, pay your ol’ buddy Dick a visit at FreakHole.com!

Have a great 2008, everyone! Cheers!

Celebrate New Year With A Bang!

01-02-2008

Okay, time for some good ol’ porn! Revenge is best served cold and what better way to get back at your cheating ex than to have his/her pimply ass exposed all over the internet? Yeah, that should give ’em something to talk about!

For the real porn addict, there’s only one pass you need for all your carnal cravings! Let Kaizer show you the way at Revenge World.com!

And finally, if you’re craving something a little more exotic, then better check out Porn Savvy.com for some Indian Porn!

Those Annoying Butt Pirates

01-03-2008

Eric have had enough of those annoying queers with their mullets, ass-sculpting shorty-shorts and the brazen way of expressing their sexuality. And my God, he’s right! Check it out at Consumption Junction.com!

Smut time, sickfucks! Let Jason tell you just why Brazzer is the world’s best porn site today at Steak and Cheese.com!

And Dick sez a big thank you to all the people who emailed and/or showed their support with regards to his sick mom at FreakHole.com

01-04-2008

Hey bitches, the latest issue of the Wipe is out! This time, Dick of FreakHole.com, wrote a very inteh-resting article about the Brits and no, it’s not about their charming accent, it’s about their ugleh mug! It’s totally may-jah, check that out at Weekly Wipe.com!

And what’s Weekly Wipe without porn? This week, we are featuring Orgy Max! Oh you know what they say, the more, the merrier, so let the good times roll!

SickSite Radio Episode 58: Live From Tampa

01-05-2008

Hey kids, SickSite Radio’s New Year offering just hit the airwaves! And guess what! You should check it out, that’s what!

For SSR’s first episode for the year 2008, it’s all about hotline calls (always a favorite *drool*) shit stories and weiner-biting challenges! So whacha waitin for? Check it out, foo!

Weekend at SickSite Network.com

01-06-2008

Oh, the weekends… how I love it. Now, I know y’all are just sitting on your fatass doing nothing all day. Yes, I can see you. Since you’ve got absolutely nothing better to do, check out SSN’s weekend goodies:

Porn Pimps.com: I don’t need to tell you why, do I? Fine, Want porn, go to Porn Pimps.com, all the porn you can handle arejust a mouse click away!

Porn Savvy.com: More porn, plus resident Porn Connoisseur Anna, tells you all about outsourced labor for making babies. Intrigued? Of course you are! Check it out! Now off ya go, buh-bye!

Revenge World.com’s Ass Parade

01-08-2008

Greetings, Sick Fucks!  I’m in the mood for something a little different and since I know you sick fucks loves hot asses, here’s an ass parade just for you!

From Freakishly gay asses

Creepy and stalker-ish

Down to the girl of your dreams! (i.e. Loves anal sex)

Thank God for Revenge World.com!

iPods are Evil

01-09-2008

Aahh, yes…the iPod. I remember the time I bought myself of these little buggers and look at me now, I can steal songs online faster than a speeding bullet. So why am I sharing this story to you? Cuz Blag (CJ’s guest writer) sez iPods are gay, and I agree. Gay + iPod= SATAN. True story.

If you want your porn, straight up then check out Steak and Cheese.com and find out just why Simple Free Porn is winning the hearts of every horny louts all over the world!

And for the rest of you folks whocan’t get enough of horny sluts, flashing their naughty bits on cam, then you’re in luck! Anna will walk you through the wonderful, wonderful world of Naughty Webcam.com!

Reggie Goes Racial at Consumption Junction.com

01-10-2008

Hold on to your manties (man panties, dimwit) cuz good ol’ porn comin’ is yer way! First stop, Consumption Junction.com where Reggie checks out another site you’ll sure to lurrrve!

But know what’s better than sitting on your fatass and fapping around all day? One word: Fling. That’s right, bitches! Check out FreakHole.com, like, right now!

Kaizer may have started the year wrong. If you scope out Revenge World.com you’ll know all about his knee injury and how much it hurts like hell… hhmmm kinda reminds me of someone I used to know, no?

Cheapass Car from India

01-11-2008

Any one of you guys heard about the Tata Nano? It’s a cheapass car available in New Delhi, wanna know how I knew about this little info? Why, because I read the latest issue of The Wipe, of course! And now, just like Shawn, I’ll go straight to India and buy ’em Nanos by the dozen, hee-haw!

Also, how would you like some tamed teens? Tamed cuz these young tarts got cocks stuffed way up their tight little holes! All these and more on the latest issue of Weekly Wipe!

The Weekend News At SickSite Network

01-12-2008

It’s the weekend news, fuckers! Now go fetch yourself a beer and let’s get this show on the road!

Oh-kaaaay… so Randall of Consumption Junction.com, hates obese black women. Now why am I not surprised? Check that out at Consumption Junction.com.

Then, at Steak and Cheese.com, truth is stranger than fiction and as much as Jason thinks that most conspiracy theorists are just people with hyper-active imagination, a handful of ’em might not be as crazy as we all think! Yep, scope that out at Steak and Cheese.com!

And to wrap up another awesome weekend, show Dick some loveand visit Freakhole.com, who dontcha? Take care, y’all!

Guess who just got un-hitched? Uh-huh.

01-13-2008

In hopes to give “long-term health” to the superhero known as Spidey (meaning: plot got boring eversince Petey got married and schiz.), the retards behind Marvel’s Spiderman series decided to mess up with the classics by giving MJ the boot thus effectively damning the stupid comic book to the seventh circle of hell. Gasp!  Goddamnit! Insolent fools!!! I’m gonna burn my bra in protest, who’s with me?

But first, fap away like there’s no tommorow cuz Porn Pimps.com got loads of porn waiting for you and your filthy cum-encrusted fingers.

Vaginas and Fan Mails

01-15-2008

I know how most of you loves vaginas so first check out one moldy pussy at Consumption Junction.com then head to Shawn’s vlog and get up close and personal with a real cunt. Enjoy!

Wait, I’m not done yet! Fan Mail time! Jason gets a tip from a fellow drunk at Steak and Cheese.comwhile Dick shares another hate mail at FreakHole.com!

Where to find S-E-X?

01-16-2008

First off, Hinty tells us all about his days of travelling with oversexed NBA players at Consumption Junction.com!

Fancy a Fling? Good, who doesn’t? The good news is, it’s as easy as pie to score one! All you hafta do is to check out Revenge World.com and read all about where to find that special someone! The bad news is, damn too many of ’em horny sluts, you could hardly keep track!

And somebody’s feeling a little bit under the weather today. I’ll give you a couple of hints. She makes editorials for Porn Savvy and her name rhymes with uh… Banana. Yeah, that’s her.

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A rabid fans quest to erecst a golden statue of Phils err… Mammoth Rod on The 57th Issue of The Weekly Wipe

06-08-2007

Yep, turns out Phil is considered the God of Internet, worshiped by crazed disciples in an obscure country. So crazed are his minions in fact, that they plan to erect a golden statue of Phil’s family jewels but not without your help.

Surrender all your earthly belongings (gold coins andjewelry, preferably) to Phil and help a poor country achieve their goal of offering chicken piss and goat nutsacks to Phil’s idolized golden rod on the latest issue of The Weekly Wipe!

The Porn Savvy crew reviews Naughty America’s Diary of a Nanny! Every self-respecting horny fucks knows that this is their ultimate childhood fantasy! Yeah well, that and threesomes I guess but hey! Check that out on our latest issue of The Weekly Wipe!

Hilarious Sicksite Radio Hotlines, Dick’s Date Stories and Extreme Wheelchair Rides

06-09-2007

It’s another great show on the 33rd episode of Sicksite Radio! Shawn gives us a taste of  the crazed/drunken/DT-ed fans of SickSite Radio who keeps flooding the hotline! Also, Chaos Call from Mike of Steak and Cheese.com

Then, Dick of FreakHole.com joins Shawn in for a chat about  extreme  wheelchair ride and random date stories. And finally, an audio of what seems to be a very snooty, rude little spelling bee winner.

Check out another killer SickSite Radio episode folks!

Lamentations of a Jew at ConsumptionJunction.com

06-10-2007

Crying World Wide Jew Conspiracy, Virgil talks about the absurd depiction of a jew’s life by a notorious children book entitled “The Poisonous Mushroom” well on the way of it’s 70th anniversary. Learn how to spot a jew at Consumption Junction.com!

A rainbow bursts into the sky and the animals broke into a chorus as inmate #9818783 a.ka. Paris Hilton, was ordered to get her retarded ass back in the slammer. It goes without saying that Mike of Steak and Cheese is overjoyed with this development. Check out Steak and Cheese.com and see what Mike has to say.

And Jason got a couple of mails from his adoring fans! Well actually, it’s more like a bunch of hate-mails… but hey! Scope out Revenge World.com for that!

Any WebMasters Interested in Offering Link Trades at Revenge World.com? Let Us Know!

06-11-2007

Well, Gen has a quite interesting story to tell… Satan testing Gen’s faith in God, by taking everything he has and by everything I meant his erection. Check out Gen’s limp pecker at Consumption Junction.com!

If there’s any webmasters randomly cheking out all the exposed twats at Revenge World.com, listen up! Jason has added up a Partners section at Revenge World.com and is now taking offers for link trades. Shoot Jason an email if you’re interested.

And finally, Anna shares her top 5 Vomit Moments at Porn Savvy.com. Well,  today we celebrate our Independence Day (I think a shout-out is in oder: Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!) I’m sure she’d be puking her guts out in no time!

Check out Phil’s SSN Round-Up at Consumption Junction.com

06-12-2007

Phil gives you a very rare Sick Site Network Round-up. Yep, so after you’re done pleasuring yourself, check out Consumption Junction to be in the loop with the latest happenings around this wonderful, wonderful site!

Well, I didn’t know Pfizer has been testing new drugs on human guinea pigs in Africa, quite interesting. Read what Dick has to say over at FreakHole.com

Does anyone seriously feels any pity over Paris? I know I would if I have no idea how much of a deranged spoiled bitch she is but that’s just me. Anyways, read Jason’s two cents over Ms. Hilton’s ordeal at Revenge World.com

Sex in a Bottle at Porn Savvy.com

06-13-2007

Okay, first Dave of Consumption.com moves to The Big Apple and had a very enlightening conversation with his lesbian friend about fisting. I can almost hear the boners… Read the rest of the story at ConsumptionJunction.com!

Speaking of boners, Mike shows you why he loves and is been a fan of  FreePornLesson foryears at Steak and Cheese.com!

And finally if you want sex in a bottle, check out Porn Savvy.com! That’s right, strange as it may seem you can literally douse yourself with something that could make the ladies pant in delight. Curious much? I thought so, go ahead and check out Porn Savvy.com!

Soprano Finale Round-up, Dick talks Paris and SSR fans agrees, Sicks Site Radio Show 34 is on!

06-14-2007

Tru dat bitches, Sick Site radio episode 34 is on! In this episode, we got Shawn and Mike giving a Soprano finale round-up, even though the ending blows major ass.

Next Dick of FreakHole.com joins in and talks about how fucked-up Paris Hilton’s skinny ass is in jail and the SSR fans agrees (big surprise there.) So check it out now and enjoy another awesome show, sick bastards!

Weely Wipe’s 58th Issue is out! Find out why it’s a bad idea to stuff an Apple up one’s cunt

06-15-2007

Hey folks, Weekly Wipe’s 58th issue is out! This time we have the malefi-que Anna as our featured editorial writer for The Weekly Wipe!  Not a fan of fad gadgets, Anna shares why she refuses to get into the hype over iPods and why she thinks it’s a bad idea to stuff an Apple up one’s cunt. Mmmm… cunt…

And for the regular ass-humpers who loves pink unicorns, rainbows and lots and lots of cocks, have I got a surprise for you! Have a helluva gay ol’ time scoping out Weekly Wipe’s Review of The Week because the Porn Savvy crew brings you Video Box MEN! Now go and… suck a cock or something.

From Hookahs to McFarlane Beatles Yellow Submarine figures, Anna counts her blessings at Porn Savvy.com

06-16-2007

Why don’t we slow it down a notch for the weekend? We got Dr. Kurt Metzger, the founder and Senior Pastor of Bible time Victory Helmet Church and BBQ (one of the leading BBQ ministries in North America) a.k.a. Kurt, blabbering prophecies for all the CJ fans. Scope out Consumption Junction.com and let the brain hemorrhage begin.

A hilarious mail from a distraught SnC fan with an ax to grind. Quite a stitch he got himself in… poor horny dude. Check out Steak and Cheese.com for that!

Anna of Porn Savvy.com counts her blessing and also her (rockin’) shoes. From hookahs to McFarlane Beatles Yellow Submarine figures, check out Anna’s earthly possessions round-up at Porn Savvy.com!

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Battle of The Bitches: Dick and Anna’s take on the drama behind The View

05-29-2007

First, lets dampen the mood with Phil’s insightful blurbs where he tries to promote cheerlessness on Memorial Day. Find out why at Consumption Junction.com

So, how is it news when a group of women starts exchanging catty remarks about worthless gossips? Well, seems like everyone is talking about The View, Dick of FreakHole.com and Anna shares their disgust over the controversial The View anchors who loves slashing each others’ throats. Rosie is her usual cunty self and so is Elizabitch. Even Alicia Silverstone and Donald Trump joined in the fray. Well check out FreakHole.com and Porn Savvy.com to see what Dick and Anna has to say about these hissy attention whores.

Mike is Inviting Haters To His Party In Vegas, Who’s Coming?

05-30-2007

Of course most sex positions you see in some random porn videos may look hot but it’s in fact, hard to do (unless you’re double-jointed or a pornstar) Reggie has some sleazy advice for the less athletic horny fucks at Consumption Junction.com!

Jason will be recording the body count so that means North Texas is heating up. Check out how Jason intends to survive the summer heat at Revenge World.com!

So, Mike is planning a little trip to Vegas on Labor day and is out inviting strippers/call girls to party with them. Oh yeah and haters (!) who has been threatening him over the years can come too and are welcome to beat the shit out of him (or “act bad”)…. I wonder if Mike’s stalker will make it to Vegas?

The Hottest Porn Savvy Fan

05-31-2007

First we got Meg sharing how she shattered a fantasy when she appeared on The Jerry Springer Show. Scope out Consumption Junction.com for that.

Badoink is the shit, if you asked Jason! Check out Revenge World.com and see how you too can enjoy watching loads of smut right into your TV!

And to wrap things up, we got Anna singing praises for Brazzers Pass, which coincidentally gave you Doctor Adventures and Big Wet Butts both of which made it to Weekly Wipe’s Review of the Week. It goes without saying that we give you the best because you are worth it… aww…

Guess who’s a fan of Porn Savvy.com?

911 Call from ScottDoucheBagStapp wife, Mexicans Gone Wild and Asshole Directors on The latest Episode of SickSite Radio!

06-01-2007

Shawn gives another great show on the 32nd episode of SickSite Radio! First off is, Scott Stapp’s wife and her recorded 911 call, desperately seeking help when her singer/douchebag of a husband beats the bejeezus out of her!

Then, An audio of Michael Cera (as George Michael Bluth of Arrested Development) losing his cool over an asshole director of his new movie. And to wrap it up, illegal aliens gone wild! Enjoy the show everyone!

Weekly Wipe Issue 56: Mike’s take on Lindsay Lohans’ driving, drugging and drinking!

06-02-2007

Lindsay Lohan got herself in quite a stitch and  Mike is all for locking these Hollywood crackhead to serve jail time! On the latest issue of Weekly Wipe, we got Mike of Steak and Cheese.com ranting about the perpetually high LiLo and her latest misadventure! You see kids, there’s a lesson to be learned here: Never drive while you’re high, drunk and suffering a severe case of stupidity, it’s just asking for trouble. Check out our 56th Weekly Wipe Issue , folks!

Got ass? For the regular Butt-Men, this one’s for you! The Porn Savvy crew reviews Big Wet Butts and as the title implies it’s all about bountiful booties! Sink your teeth on another excellent Porn review that made it to Weekly Wipe’s bestest issue, like, ever!

Check out Hollywood Elite’s Burning Bush on The 56th Weekly Wipe Issue!

Consumption Juction Congratulates This Week’s Contest Winner!

06-03-2007

Congratulations to Christian Baumberger for winning the Consumption Junction’s Fish Chowder Story Contest!

To celebrate his sickness, we have not only posted his ugly mugshot at The Winners’ Hall of Fame but also, the lucky fuck won himself an awesome $33 Gift Certificate he can use to score cool schwags, Porn DVD’s or great sex toys at  The SickSiteNetwork Shop!

You too might be the be the next winner so keep sending cool shit because fame and fortune awaits!

Join The Sex Revolution at Consumption Junction.com!

06-04-2007

Another Manic Monday, Yeah. Let’s start the week by revolutionizing sex.  Yes, see how You can have the power to make a change with a simple touch of your fingertips … or something. Join the revolution at Consumption Junction.com!

Mike must’ve had a painful weekend, eh? Well, a 4-inch thorn stuck deep in the middle of your foot will do that to you

Crickey, SnC minions all over the world must be fainting right now! The world will never be the same again!

And to wrap all the wonderfulness up we got Jason talking about Big Foot, Sasquash, Chupacrabra and Lochness Monster. Yeah, and a video of a supposedly strange creature… tried squinting really hard and all I saw was a cat. I could be wrong, so check out Revenge World.com

Jason and Anna’s take on POTC: At World’s End

06-05-2007

Who says NASCAR supporters had it easy? Well life is tough for the speed junkies says Gen. Find out why at Consumption Junction.com

Jason shares the fun he had watching POTC: At World’s End while mentioning a few of those annoying movie-goers most of us encountered, one time or another. I know I have. Noisy pricks answering their mobile phone in the middle of the movie, giggly teenagers who keeps interjecting a smartass retort every time the actor in the movie says his line. Y’know.

Coincidentally, Anna of Porn Savvy saw the same movie and basically thinks it’s a let-down. Check out what Anna has to say at Porn Savvy.com

Awesome SickSiteRadio Episodes and Vidcasts at Vuze.com!

06-06-2007

Great news! Because SickSite Radio is well, awesome and shit plus, I know you guys can’t live without your daily dose of sickness you might want to check out Vuze.com!

That’s right! Surf through Vuze.com and make sure to check out awesome SickSite Radio episodes you might have missed (shame on you!) or Daily Dose Vidcast, it’s all there, waiting for you!

Freaky Sex, Finding a Hot Fling and Hostile Fucking

06-07-2007

It’s time for another mean serving of smut for the horny fucksout there! Fist off, we got Reggie getting a lot of action with a  hot cunt who doesn’t mind men with extra poundage. Wait no more and check  out Consumption Junction.com!

Mike spends his weekend fucking the brains out of a fling he met at an equally excellent adult dating site so if you are looking for a hot fling you might want to check out Steak and Cheese.com and you’ll get laid in no time at all!

But if it’s hostile fucking that rocks your boat then Anna will show you a site full mean-spirited sluts and dicks in dire need of Anger Management Classes. Violence never looked this good, eh?

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Consumption Junction.com Congratulates Our Submissions Contest Winner!

05-20-2007

Brittany Love stands victorious as Consumption Junction.com’s Submissions Contest Winner for this week!

Not only did we honor your insolence… err… excellence at our Winners’ Hall of Fame, You also won a crisp $33 Gift Certificate! Now off you go to score awesome schwags, porn DVD and naughty sex toys at the shop.sicksitenetwork.com!

Fame and fortune awaits! Keep submitting cool shit and you just might be the next winner!

Jihad Mickey Mouse and his AK-47 at Consumption Junction.com!

05-21-2007

An infidel masquerading as Mickey Mouse is teaching kids in Palestine on how to properly raise hell among it’s enemy. Talk about starting ’em young. Check out Jihad Mickey at Consumption Junction.com! By the way, Consumption Junction has a new female staffer, her name is Meg and she’s awesome! Check out her blurbs on her Life as a Toilet

Funny Signs from a restaurant called Casa D’Ice. Looks like Jason really do have a reason to visit Pennsylvania. Scope out Revenge World.com and see which signs are Jason’s favoriteAnna can see right through the metro-sexual charade and is convinced that Ryan Seacrest is as gay as the day is schlong err… long.

Ryan should just embrace fag-hood  and needs to learn a thing or two at George Michael’s graceful transition from a sexy bon-bon shakin’ 80’s pop sensation to a perpetually drugged/drunk/high cock-lover. Skimpy satin Skivvies, sex shame and George Michael in Daisy Dukes circa 1980 at Porn Savvy.com!

Anna of Porn Savvy Celebrates Her Birthday with Cat Litter for a Cake

05-22-2007

Gen dishes out some misadventures from his own summer camp experience that ultimately shapes the man he is today! It’s double-post Monday at Consumption Junction.com

Dick, with his ardent love for Mac may be in-love and he demands information. The girl from Mac’s “Genius” ad caught Dick’s fancy and somehow convinced himself that she is the love of his life. Check out FreakHole.com give the poor guy some info while you’re there, will ya?

Anna spends her birthday and found time to bake a cake… it’s from Kitty Litter Confection and just like the name implies, the cake looks absolutely a lot like catshit on a sandy, schmelly tray. Those tootsie rolls made all the difference. Check out Porn Savvy.com! She’s one helluva ball of energy, ain’t she? Happy Beer-Day, Anna!!!

Jason’s Top 5 Favorite Comical Tales of Vengeance, Cinema-Style at Revenge World.com!

05-23-2007

According to Meg, The key to being a bonafide legend is to have some serious talent in  knowing when is the right time to die. James Dean, Elvis, Jimmy Hendrix, Kurt Cobain… Anna Nicole Smith, the list goes on! Check out Meg’s interesting brain fart at Consumption Junction.com!

Your good buddy Dick will help you score a hot piece of ass! That’s right folks, come on over at FreakHole.com and see how you can find the perfect fling for you!

We got Jason sharing his Top 5 Favorite Comical Tales of Vengeance, Cinema Style on Revenge World.com!  Man, those vids definitely brings a  lot of memories… vengeful memories.

Mike Shows The Way on How to Score a Hot Piece of Ass

05-24-2007

First off, we got Dave of Consumption Junction and his burning desire to immortalize his cock that he believes,  would amount to some sort of a legacy. Dave and his bronze phallus at Consumption Junction.com!

Now on to scoring some ass, shall we? Mike has another site perfect for anyone craving for quick rendezvous… and by that I meant you, sick fuck. Check out Steak and Cheese.com and know how to get your hands on random online whores!

But if you have an appetite for the exotic, check out cute Czech chicks at Porn Savvy.com!  Cute Girls with cute toys, perfection!

Dick and His Irrational Fear of The Retards

05-25-2007

Okay folks, your needs are waaaay  too important to us that’s why Consumption Junction and Revenge World.com will help you fucks get your daily dose of smut from the best porn sites there is! So go on and take your pick!

From hot nekkid vids and pics just like this redhead stunner right here…

To some with a more adventurous taste

… hot right? Told ya. Also, Turns out Dick has an irrational fear of the retards… Well. I can surely relate to that.  I have an irrational fear of orangutans dressed up in gay pink polka-dotted cat suit while eating a live human baby so imagine my horror when I read that Dick was stuck sitting right smack in the middle of two retards for three full hours… oh the horror!

Weekly Wipe Issue 55: What does Technology has in-store for The Sick Fucks Out There?

05-26-2007

All the advancement in technology raises a lot ofpossibilities! This thought didn’t escape Shawn’s depraved/horny/wild imagination as he wonders what the future has in-store for all the horny pervs out there just like him! Shawn’s wishful thinking on the latest issue of The Weekly Wipe!

Cute School Uniforms, Unshaven Pussies and Endless Appreciative Wailings… it must be Japanese Porn! The Porn Savvy Crew reviews JAVHQ and agreed that it is a “veritable bento box of porn delights”!  Another Horny Fuck’s delight coming right up on 55th issue of The Weekly Wipe!

Also, after you check out the wonderfulness of Weekly Wipe’s latest issue, you might want to scope out Porn Savvy.com! Anna is in full fighting form ready to scratch somebody’s eyes off their sockets… hypothetically. Which means it’s time for another contest, right? That’s right! If you, say, had your bright idea stolen by some brokeass slacker, what would you do? Hypothetically, of course! Send ’em to Anna and you might just score a crisp $33 GC! Mmm…I smell blood…

Congratulations to the fresh crop of lucky bastards who won this week’s Submissions Contests!

05-27-2007

Skuald, DEXTA, and Thom won an awesome $33 GC from Consumption Junction, Steak and Cheese, and  FreakHole.com, respectively!

Off to the SickSiteShop  you go, score yourselves cool schwags, porn DVD’s and racy sex toys! Of Course, your ugly mugshots are forever immortalized at our Winners’ Hall of Fame

So keep submitting cool shit and Be our Next Winner! Fame and Fortune awaits!

Listen Up, We Need Feedback to Improve Forums!

05-28-2007

That’s right folks, Remember the time Marc busted his ass by trying to unify the whole SickSiteNetwork Forums? Well, now that everything is up and running, I know you have a lot to say about the new and improved SickSiteNetwork Forums. So now’s your chance!

Our good friend FreakShow  put up a thread so you guys can clue us in on how to further improve our forums! Don’t be shy now, check out this link and say what’s on your mind… suggestions, reactions, whatever the hell you think is wrong with the forums or why you think the forums are dead as a doornail (which I keep reading every goddamned time) It’s your call and we assure that we will take these suggestions to heart.

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Congratulations, Sick Fucks!

05-13-2007

Consumption Junction and FreakHole.com would like to congratulate Jack Butler and Pockets! They are this week’s Submissions’ Contest Winners!

Because great shit deserves a great prize, they can go over to shop.sicksitenetwork.com and grab awesome shwags, cool porn dvd’s, or excellentsex toys because each of these guys won a crisp $33 Gift Certificate!

Of course, we have honored their sick submissions at Our Submitters’ Hall of Fame!

Fame and fortune awaits! Keep submitting cool shit and you just might be the next winner!

Mike and His Little Trouble Down Below

05-14-2007

Having opposable thumbs aren’t the only thing that makes us unique in the Animal Kingdom, but also our year-round horniness according to Virgil! Scope out another serving of thought-provoking brain fart at Consumption Junction!

Mike nicks his nuts and got loads of fan mail for it… imagine that. Check out Steak and Cheese.com and read what his sympathetic minions have to say about his little trouble down below.

Jason (who hates red-necks) throws a hissy fit and rants over an incident with a random trucker at Revenge World.com!

Anna is in a cunting mood and tries her hand at Origami, with fabulous/disturbing results! Anna can do no wrong! Rude bits and pieces at Porn Savvy.com!

The Best Live Chat Porn Site at Consumption Junction.com

05-15-2007

Reggie gives you the Best Live Chat Porn Site! Come on over at Consumption Junction and find out which site has Reggie’s Seal of Approval!

Jason’s truck got stolen and with it comes a hilarious tale on how he got it back! Check Out Revenge World.com!

Butt-Cracks. It’s taking Hollywood by storm and Anna shares her disdain on the growing number of celebrities exposing their ass-cleavage. Lotsa Celebrity Booties at Porn Savvy.com, check it out! Michelle Heaton’s Sexy Time… Mama Mia!

Mike Hits Some Raw (French) Nerves… again

05-16-2007

Lots of pissed trash-talking French  fans and a handful of SnC minions who kinda agrees with whatever he has to say. Mike’s article about whiny French workers got mixed reaction from SnC fans. Oh, the drama!

Dick spent hours tinkering a friend’s computer and was not very successful.  Windows Vista may have won that battle but Dick vows to win the war and rip the bitch into pieces on round two.

Hell, who am I kidding?! I’m sure you’d rather wank yourself sore with Porn Pimp’s latest collection of porn vids, hahaha!

Porn, Porn and More Porn!

05-17-2007

Oh yeah, That’s right! We’ve got incredible sites that will keep you spankin’ that monkey all day… did I mentioned that it’s free? No? It’s free, Free I tell you!

But first, Mike clues you in on how to download full-length porn vids in the highest format there is (including High Definition Vids) from all niches and even burn them straight to your DVD! How cool is that? Check out Steak and Cheese.com and see how you can get your filthy hands on it!

As soon as I read “famous toon, fucking” I got intrigued. Check out the best site for hentai porn at FreakHole.com!

Jason is raving about Simple Free Porn, a site where you can get a hold of  lotsa smut and don’t have to shell out a dime for it! Sweet deal, right?

Anna has a surprise for the newbies! Finally, as Anna puts it, a porn site that “Understand the Complexities of Porn Selection”  Now, get lubed and start rubbing one out!

Q and A from Mike of SnC, Lisa Sparxxx and Marc talks about about GangBangs and an officer gets high on the 31st episode of SickSite Radio!

05-18-2007

From random garbled warbling to ass-thunders, Shawn got loads of phone calls from the SSR Hotline!

Then, Q and A with Mike. Yep, Mike of Steak and Cheese.com joins Shawn for a little chitchat… about his shoulder, being addicted to Vicodin, racism and eerr…. stinky dicks and sticking fingers up someone’s ass.

Next, Marc of Consumption Junction.com joins in together with Lisa Sparxxx, the present record holder for The Largest GangBang in the World(record is 919 men. Whoa.) as she talks about joining Erin Daye and breaking the World Record.

Weekly Wipe’ 54th Issue Presents: The Biggest Pussy in America!

05-19-2007

Hey folks, guess what? The 54th issue of Weekly Wipe is out! In this issue we have Marc ranting about a particular hate-mail and if it sounds familiar then it’s because Marc “felt” that the sick fucks in all of us should learn a thing or two about Sick Site His-tory 101 (it means the editorial is a re-run, get over it). So once again, let us refresh our memories and look back as I present to you, The Biggest Pussy in America!

Horny Doctors and more than willing patients, The Porn Savvy crew reviews Doctor Adventures! I’m pretty sure this is one visit to the doctor you sick pervs don’t wanna miss! Check out another awesome issue of The Weekly Wipe!

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Consumption Junction Congratulates Our Submissions Contest Winner!

05-06-2007

Thom Stodumire stands victorious as Consumption Junction’s Submissions Contest Winner for this week!

Not only did we honor your insolence… err… excellence at our Winners’ Hall of Fame, You also won a crisp $33 Gift Certificate! Now off you go to score awesome schwags, porn DVD and naughty sex toys at the shop.sicksitenetwork.com!

Fame and fortune awaits! Keep submitting cool shit and you just might be the next winner!

The SSN Shop’s P.O.W: Sex City 2 at 10% off!

05-07-2007

Lusty vixens, Savage Beasts and Sinful Sex, The Sequel to Private’s blockbuster, Sex City 2 is The SSN Shop’s Product of The Week!

Pierre Woodman returns to Private with another racy collection of vids that’s guaranteed to arouse the senses! Watch Diana Gold, Afrodite Night, and Sonia Red as they strip the streets off of decency and suck humanity dry of it’s wanton worth.

Sounds hot right? What’s even hotter is that Sex City 2 is offered with a 10% discount promo! That’s right folks, take advantage of this great offer by typing in the coupon code: TO64593 when you check out! This promo is valid from 5/7/07 until 5/13/07 so get your act together and order now!

Anna talks about getting stoned… For Real.

05-08-2007

Check out Consumption Junction.com and see how you can win  a free shirt by coming up with the nastiest revenge you can think of and single-handedly help a damsel in distress out!

Paris and her sorry ass is off to serve her sentence for 45 days in the L.A. County Jail! Check out  Mike, giving his two cents on The Soon-to-be-Jailbird Paris Situation at Steak and Cheese.com

And to wrap it up, scope out Porn Savvy.com where Anna gives the gory accounts and graphic video clips of an Iraqui girl that was kicked, dragged and had her face bashed in with a large stone. The shocker is that she died in the hands of her own relatives(!)

A little trouble in the shitter brought out the McGyver in Gen!

05-09-2007

Stuck alone with a dangler stubbornly  lodged up his ass, Gen channels in the inner McGyver in him, and  embarks on a journey that would test hiswits and ingenuity.

Baby-sitting and afros. That’s right, while Jason is baby-sitting (!) he was struck with an insight that led to err… the subtle differences in Black Men’s hairstyle. Check out Revenge World.com, try squinting really hard and figure out the difference from one ‘fro to the next.

Dick found the perfect site where you could enjoy viewing  nekkid pics or even  send out salacious pics of yourself, have throngs of admirers for it and score some dough! Scope out FreakHole.com and find out how!

A Day Chock-Full of Smutty Goodness

05-10-2007

Dismayed with a perfume ad from Sephora, Dave bitches on about the “Continued Pussification of American Men”. Come on over at Consumption Junction for  that enlightening article.

If a hot chick sucking the shit out of a nice, stiff cock is your thing then Mike found the perfect site for you! Check out the newest blow job porn site there is and see why Mike kept raving about it at Steak and Cheese.com

It’s almost Mother’s day and the sleaze master didn’t forget! See scores of adulterous hot mommas romping around the neighborhood and making the most of their free time at Porn Savvy.com!

Of course, if you want to go straight into action and score a hot piece of ass, let your good buddy Jason show you how to get laid quick at Revenge World.com!

Enjoy, Pervs!

A Girl Gets Herself Off On-Air, Great Hotline Calls and A Piss-Drunk Has-Been on the 30th Episode of SickSite Radio

05-11-2007

On the 30th episode of SickSite Radio,  Shawn gets flooded with DT calls from SSR fans and even got a call from a drunk/drugged Rise and Fall of FreakHole.com over the weekend! How about some on-air action? Mackenzie, who has been to to SSR show several times, is out in a road trip. She calls in to Shawn and Dick as she gets herself off, live on air while her siblings cheers her on. Lovely.

And to wrap it up, an audio of David Hasselhoff, piss drunk, trying to eat a cheese burger on the floor and being told off by his 14-year old daughter! It’s a great show so enjoy, sick fucks.

Weekly Wipe Issue 53: Even The Queen of Street Skank is Not Above the Law!

05-12-2007

Paris and her pathetic attempts to avoid jail time are everywhere these days. Coincidentally, our featured editorial is from Dick of FreakHole.com where he re-lives the time he himself got popped for D.U.I.   But had the right mind not to drive without a license! That’s right, Weekly Wipe’s 53rd issue is out!

What’s Weekly Wipe without smut, right? So what’s better than one cock? That’s right,two cocks! One in the pink and one  in stink! For those who like it hardcore, listen up. The Porn Savvy crew reviews Only DP! The possibilities are endless, I tell you. Scope out another awesome issue of The Weekly Wipe, everyone!

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