“My ideal first date is to not fuck it up”
–Jonathan Rhys Meyer on Cosmo
Quips
I Concur.
“Wouldn’t it be much better to die?!”
-Conan O’Brien, after learning Bear Grylls had to squeeze water out of fresh elephant dung to survive the wild
“I even like it when they’re wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good.”
–Sarah Jessica Parker, on changing her twin daughters’ diapers
Tru Dat
“It’s all about momentum and commitment”
– Anthony Bourdain, on crossing the busy streets of Manila
Good Point
“Are kids gonna be taken seriously if they keep making bad choices!?”
–Kanye West
My Cougar Moment
“Can’t believe I forgot the words to the Anthem! I’ve performed it 100 times.”
–Jesse McCartney, on forgetting lyrics to their National Anthem in a NASCAR race event