“Huling Hapunan”
– Eat Bulaga contestant, asked what the Tagalog word for grasshopper is.
I Quote You
Adorable!
“Panu kaya yun, eh bida si Lastikman! Pano sya mamamtay?!”
-An indignant Waki, making side-comment on the villain’s ludicrous claims that he would “kill Lastikman”
Porno
“Wala kasing gumagamit ng ICQ dito eh. Pang-porno lang daw yon.”
– Paeng
Good To Know
“EzineArticles gave us the platinum membership for the outstanding articles submitted. Great job!”
– The Boss
Corny Jokes Ahead
“Remind me never to take you seriously again… EVER.”
-Paeng on learning that the Transformers are not from Japan but from Cybertron
Nurd
“Kayo po itong nasa picture?”
– G-Cash Cashier (The picture on the card I presented is 4 years old… give or take)