Archives for January 2008

Thank God, I finally caught a break to update my blog. You know, when this year started out, I knew I’m in for a lot of change. What frustrates me about it is that, I was too lazy to actually prepare for these changes.

Since I lost my old account I’ve become busy as hell. Yeah I know I shouldn’t be burdening you guys with this but man, it’s been a hectic week. I barely have time to pick my nose.

Initially, I was thinking that since I’m kinda floating in and out of the office right now, I should be getting some slack but nooo. Last Monday, I was sick and shit but that didn’t stop Hannah from dragging me along to meet a German guy. No, it wasn’t anything remotely romantic, people. The guy wanted writers and he was pretty much hell-bent on hiring Hannah. I came along because A) I’m unemployed and I need amusement B) I’m too lazy to go home and C) Free Food

So I sat there, listening to them talk about stuff that doesn’t really interest me. I mean, I myself, got lots of shit on my plate right now so really, I wasn’t interested to do any freelance work (I’ve turned down most offers since I’m a lazy fucktoid) but for some reason I got talked into it.

Yeah, I didn’t know what happened. Now I suddenly find myself working for this guy. I mean, the money’s fine but money’s not really tight right now (right, Mom?) but I did it anyways. There.

I wanna quit right away because I’m not really used to being pressured about work much more do freelance shit but I sort of can’t cuz I’m so hiya I don’t have the heart to tell him that: I hate porn. I hate porn so much you have nooo fucking idea. Oh well.

To add insult to injury, I’m getting lots of flak from my day job (y’know, my real job) Jesus, I’m forced against my will to produce ten blog articles with minimum of 300 words each posts. No that’s not what I’m harping on and on about. It’s bad enough I have to finish this shit in less than a day, I am forced to write about the most inane subjects known to man! Stuff that you have to research on. No, no fucking Wikipedia for this, man. God, I feel like my head is about to burst!

And the worst of all, most of my friends wanted to leave the company. I’m so sad about that. Haaay. Such is life. The German guy wanted to hire me for a full-time gig but I kinda don’t see that happening anytime soon.

Well you know what? Fuck work, I don’t curr.

The good news is that, I’ve become quite the social drinker. I know, I know. I can practically get drunk over a bottle of San Miguel Light but hey, at least I’m trying my best to loosen up, haha!

I’m in the running for Project Lafftrip’s Awesomest Junk in the Trunk contest… ay wait… iba palang contest yun… It’s the Top 10 PinakaDaBest na Humor Blogs ng Pilipinas. Yeah, the title pretty much sez it all, no? Actually, I thought this contest was over and done with but I found out yesterday na partial pa lang pala ang results. Eto po ang partial results. As you can see, malayo ang aking standing sa Top Ten so ibig sabihin malayong manalo ako. Which is a shame since kung mananalo sana ako eh balak kong magpa-mudmod ng kalendaryo, key chain at Snow Bear candies. Sayang no?

Anyways… help a sister out and vote for me! The mechanics: Nominate your top 3 or 5 favorite humor blogs, post your list in your blog then go HERE and let them know who you voted. Remember, don’t forget to include THIS LINK in your respective articles.

Points for each blog you voted: Top 1 – 500 votes, Top 2 – 400 votes, Top 3 – 300 votes, Top 4 – 200 votes, Top 5 – 100 votes

Yeah, I think that’s about it. Medyo hazy ang instructions eh. It’s a bit tedious to do, that’s why I’ll understand kung di nyo gagawin. Gusto ko lang magyabang, wakekekeke!

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