Archives for December 2007

2007: The Year In Review

December 21, 2007 by Tina Lee 5 Comments

Update: Me and a bunch of my friends went cam-whoring yesterday! ‘Twas fun and shit! Also, Doy came up with a new word: Oogy. Yeah, check out what it means… hisposts are uber-oogy!

Oh hey, hey, hey! First off as the title implies, this will be my last post for the year 2007! I planned nothing big today though I do have lots of stuff to do for the coming year.

I, Tina Lee, self-proclaimed kilabot ng mga kuyukot, will be heading up North to Vigan, where I shall collect my bearings and do cool stuff… like… picking my schoz and scratching my ass cheeks on location! Whatchu say? Y’all gonna miss me? *ngiting aso* Awww… didn’t know you guys cared… mewmewmewmewmew….

I know I sound like I’m high on crack but I’m so exah-ted! I’m not really the adventurous type and this is my first backpacking trip, it’s awesome! I plan to eat lost and lots of kalamay, trot around in circles at the heritage village and like, celebrate my now deflated wallet! Oh, I’ll have tons of fun, I just know it.

Okay see, I have lots of grand plans for 2008 so I think it would do me a hella lotta good to think things over. Of course, I really don’t want to talk about that, baka ma-depress lang ako. Anyways, I kept reading other people’s blogs and dalawa lang ang nakikita kong topic, wish list and year end report. Bakit ganun?

Now, gustuhin ko mang gumaya eh I pretty much don’t want anything right now. Nothing that money can buy anyways. Gah! Could I get more lamer? Apparently yes, I’m getting old na talaga, I hate it!

As for the year-end report thing, haaay. 2007 proved to be a lot weirder than 2006. Madaming nangyari, most di masaya but the Ber months has been good and in a way, I’m glad I’m still y’know… doing juuust dandy. I’m so lame, I know. You’d think this article, being the last post for 2007, I could come up with interesting schiz to talk about but nooo… I had to ruin this for you.

Isang comment ko lang, naririndi na ako sa putanginang “Suicidal” song na yan ha. Di na sha funny. Wala man lang bang nagsasawa sa inyo sa kantang yon? I had to sit through that song during the company party then I woke up this morning and I hear the school band from a nearby school playing that song over and over and over again. No, hindi sa stereo, old school drum and lyre ang letche. Uuugh… ansakit sa ulo.

So that’s about it. For a girl na sobrang daldal, wala akong masabing kahit anong relevant or life-changing na happenings sa taong nag-daan. Since wala akong wishlist and shit, I’ll just wish you guys a wonderful Christmas and a glorious year ahead. Balikan nyo na lang ako next year. I’ll be out hibernating away from the in-tah-net, woohooo!

Cheers!

SasaLee: The Tale Of The Lost Passport

December 20, 2007 by Tina Lee 4 Comments

Commercial muna tayo: Ang maka-bagbag damdaming katanghan na ito ay inihatid sa inyo ni: SasaLee, Ate ni TinaLee

SasaLee and Cake

Wala akong balak na mag-update ng blog pero may nakakatawang nagyari sakin or actually, sa ate ko kaninang umga. Share ko lang.

My sister lost her passport three months ago. She’s not exactly what you’d call a “neat freak” so her missing passport isn’t actually new to me. Anyways, she’s been trying to find the damn thing for quite some time (3 months) and was almost resigned to the fact that she’d be forced to get a new one. Anyone who has a passport knows how fucking hard it is to get a new one especially if you lost yer old passport. Paper works, filing stuff to the authorities, shit like that.

This morning around 8:30, We were making our way to our respective offices when we realized we have absolutely no smaller bills to spare for our short FX ride. Sasa, being the first born, took it upon herself to buy insignificant goods to score some change in the nearby sari-sari store. She was idly checking out the food from the store when a posted sign caught her eyes:

Lost Passport: Maria Theresa Coliamco Lee

Ang tanga kong ate, na laging nawawalan ng gamit ay natulala, kinalabit ako then started giggling while claiming she is that person to the cashier and started flinging her ID around. Turns out, a tricycle driver found the passport and (rightfully) assumed the girl who lost it is from the village we’re in. The cashier told us, they’ve been looking for the owner of the schiz for a long time.

So why am I telling this funny news to you guys? My sister told me she can’t say to her bosses that she found her passport otherwise isasama sha sa Hong Kong. She gave me permission na ipagkalat ang masayang balita ayon sa aklat ng katangahan ni Sasa.

Tina: Tanga mo din eh no? So, ang gamit mo nakakarating hanggang sari-sari store ng ibang tao?
Sasa: Oo nga eh, wahahahah!
Tina: Buti di ka natunaw sa hiya. Libre mo me.
Sasa: Ulol.

In the end, sa sobrang tuwa ni gago, nilibre ako ng taxi ride. Yun lang.

Ze Christmas Party

December 17, 2007 by Tina Lee 8 Comments

Hey, pepol of the Pelepens, enjoying the slide show? Those are the pics I shamelessly stole from Carlo and Nina, bwehehehehe! Ako na ang huling mag-post, halos lahat sa blogroll ko eh meron na, hehehe. Sa mga di pa nakakahalata, those are from last Friday’s Iweb HAT party. Y’all may remember what I said one blog ako na I’ll be damned if I come home empty-handed. Well. Well. WELL. As always, wala na naman akong na-dagit na prizes, I don’t know why I even bother. Every. Fucking. Year. I swear to God.

Haaay… I knew I should’ve worn a shorter skirt. Taena tong Loubelle na to eh, dinaan sa ganda! Natalo tuloy ako! Hahaha! Seriously though, congrats kay Loubelle at sya ang Hattest Female sa party (hoy yung chocolates ko, aabangan kita sa baba, muahahahha!) at sa lahat ng mga nanalo, gagaling nyo. Kung alam ko lang kinarir ko na rin sana ang mga pa-contest nila *emo tears*

Dunno about you guys but I enjoyed meself! It was fun and very light-hearted ang ambiance, so unlike last year where everyone kept acting like baseball bats were shoved way up their asses, hahaha! This year was pretty different. Saw lots of familiar faces as well as y’know, virtual strangers. Yeah, kinda cool trying to make small talks while craftily weasling my way into their beloved yosi stash, hehehehe!

If there’s one thing I hated about the party, it was the time I had to come up the stage. God, that was the worst. The last time I was ever on stage was like, eons ago so natural di ako sanay. Tangina, sumakit tuloy tyan ko sa kaba. Ugh. Well, that and the stupid dance floor. Shit pare, I damned near crapped my pants when Sir Obet dragged me into the middle of the dance floor. Nakakatawa yung napag-usapan namin.

Tina: (dances around like goddamned lunatic, high on crack)

Sir Obet: Wow Tina… Parang tanga lang ah! (Tangina, verbatim to. If you don’t believe me, you can ask the man himself)

Tina: *deep inside* You cut me deep.

Good Lawrd. Parang gusto kong matunaw, huhuhu! So kahiyaaaa!!! So I did the next best thing, when no one was looking I sneaked out then made a beeline to the balcony area. Smoked till my lungs burned, hoping na mag-disperse ang mga tao sa dance floor. Hay. That was depressing, it’s like high school all over again. I knew that dance floor was trouble.

Can’t help but notice how much things have changed between last year and this year’s party. Una sa lahat wala kaming picture ng mga bitches ko last year meron. Kakalungkot ng konti. But to sum it all up, ’twas an awesome night.

Oh, I almost forgot, this is my 90th post here on Blogger. Not that I’m planning on anything special. Gusto ko lang i-mention, hahahaha! Nga pala, you guys might notice the cute kid above, she’s my new god-daughter and her mudra. Shempre para na naman akong abnormal sa pic. Hahahah! Sapalagay nyo, anong tumatakbo sa isipan ng bagets habang naka-titig sa akin?

A) What the fuck? I can see her brain from here!

B) What’s this tranny’s problem, staring like this and shit?!

or C) Tanginang hitad kapal ng mukha, naka-dalawang balik sa buffet!

Hahahah!

Kesong Bulok Daw

December 17, 2007 by Tina Lee 4 Comments

Benny: Ano nga ba yung mabahong cheese?
Tina: Limburger?
Benny: Ah tama. Ikaw yun
Tina: Tangina mo ah.
Benny: Thanks for helping me make asar you
Tina: Huhuhu… making asar me, huhuuhuh *sabay bato ng granada*
Benny: Huhuh pare you threw the grenade on my balls pare, now it’s maga na huhuhu….

*********

Benny: Astig. Edi ang baho nya…
Tina: Like yuh, parang ikaw lang
Benny: Inggit ka lang. Amoy kesong bulok ka kasi.
Tina: FYI: Keso IS bulok. No need to say kesong bulok as keso will do. BURN!
Benny: Hindi kaya *emo*

Off To Ze Party I Shall Go

December 12, 2007 by Tina Lee 4 Comments

Crikey, Christmas really is just around the corner. I’m a bit giddy cuz tonight, our company Christmas party is up. Originally, I didn’t have any plans on attending the event for reasons that I care not to divulge. However, two weeks prior to the party, I changed my mind. I learned that first, my good friend Rhae, was tasked to organize the whole shebang and I don’t want to snub her stuff kasi I don’t want to be known as the dick who snubbed Rhae’s thing and frankly she scares the living shit outta me! Joke lang hehehe, second, a couple of my bosom buds will be hosting the event *cough RoschieandJumaicough* Third and probably the most important reason of all:

Rhae: Want to know another good reason why you should definitely come to the Christmas party?
Tina: Ugh… venue fucking sucks… will not go…
Rhae: Here’s what’s on the menu: Sinigang na sugpo, crablets, calamares, caldereta… did I mention na buffet sya?
Tina: *ears pricked-up* Dude say no more, I’m so there.

You always do this! JesusfuckingChrist! Fuck you Iweb… playing on my weakness and shit! You know how I feel about food!!! Damn you! Damn you! Damn you to hell!! *drool*

So from our short but sweet conversation you guys can see how much I’ve given this particular subject a lot of thought, I know. Like, I burned a lot of brain cells just thinking about whether or not I should come. Hahahha, man… I’m cracking myself up over here… hahahah!

I admit, the food and the fact that I might win a oh, I don’t know… a coffee maker, made me change my mind.

Well, you know how we all must have our own motivation in order to achieve a certain something, hahahaha! I make no fucking sense. I’m going because I’m there to fucking win, bitches! I’ll be damned if I come home empty-handed!!!! (insert evil laughter HERE)

Babaw ko no? Bitter pa rin kasi ako dun sa last year na raffle eh, hahaha!

Seriously though, I’m pretty curious to see how things will turn out tonight. I mean, I bet Rosch and Jumai would do an awesome job and from what I’m hearing it’s gonna be one lovely gathering, plus I want to see what those little smurfs looks like after dark *wink* so there’s absolutely no reason not to go. Now I gotta run, papa-land scaping ko pa ang hairlaloo ng lola nyo!

Cheers, bitches!